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Hip and Bum enhancers...
banyamulenge
#31 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 7:31:44 PM
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wololo! Wololo! Sad Sad Imagine how hard it is to steer your airbus A380 for a perfect landing at JKIA runway only to realise it is that dusty airstrip at Isiolod'oh! d'oh!.way forward swimmo ni must, ama King Mswati style. By the way would you abort such a touchdown ama the under cariage would retract automatically?

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
essyk
#32 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 7:51:52 PM
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Today Men were busy checking out women's hips and bum! I could tell from the roving eyesSad
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
pariah
#33 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 8:02:04 PM
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banyamulenge wrote:
wololo! Wololo! Sad Sad Imagine how hard it is to steer your airbus A380 for a perfect landing at JKIA runway only to realise it is that dusty airstrip at Isiolod'oh! d'oh!.way forward swimmo ni must, ama King Mswati style. By the way would you abort such a touchdown ama the under cariage would retract automatically?

radio
#34 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:14:07 AM
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Thutha mwega no wa ndurume!Laughing out loudly
abdulrahman
#35 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:03:45 AM
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carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
smano wrote:
Nope, the thing is worn like panties so unless she wears those big biker costumes hawezi ficha, + you never know how the thing can react with water!


there is also a slim chance that the thing may float..she starts swimming for it.

Fake boobs, fake hips, fake bums, fake make up...and a lady wants a real man!!!



tukiwafurahisha ni shida mnataka tu do what? the things we do for men God help us.

anyway you should just appreciate what God has blessed you with .....


Carygoh,

I remember you writing in another thread that men with bottoms do not think. My questions is what of women who are bottomless or flat with huge upper body.
vinii
#36 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:06:00 PM
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abdulrahman wrote:
carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
smano wrote:
Nope, the thing is worn like panties so unless she wears those big biker costumes hawezi ficha, + you never know how the thing can react with water!


there is also a slim chance that the thing may float..she starts swimming for it.

Fake boobs, fake hips, fake bums, fake make up...and a lady wants a real man!!!



tukiwafurahisha ni shida mnataka tu do what? the things we do for men God help us.

anyway you should just appreciate what God has blessed you with .....


Carygoh,

I remember you writing in another thread that men with bottoms do not think. My questions is what of women who are bottomless or flat with huge upper body.

'eishhhh .. ati bottomless women ?
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Impunity
#37 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:12:15 PM
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vinii wrote:
abdulrahman wrote:
carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
smano wrote:
Nope, the thing is worn like panties so unless she wears those big biker costumes hawezi ficha, + you never know how the thing can react with water!


there is also a slim chance that the thing may float..she starts swimming for it.

Fake boobs, fake hips, fake bums, fake make up...and a lady wants a real man!!!



tukiwafurahisha ni shida mnataka tu do what? the things we do for men God help us.

anyway you should just appreciate what God has blessed you with .....


Carygoh,

I remember you writing in another thread that men with bottoms do not think. My questions is what of women who are bottomless or flat with huge upper body.

'eishhhh .. ati bottomless women ?


SMH!
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smano
#38 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:13:50 PM
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banyamulenge wrote:
wololo! Wololo! Sad Sad Imagine how hard it is to steer your airbus A380 for a perfect landing at JKIA runway only to realise it is that dusty airstrip at Isiolod'oh! d'oh!.way forward swimmo ni must, ama King Mswati style. By the way would you abort such a touchdown ama the under cariage would retract automatically?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause

My friend normally says uzuri wa nyumba hujulikana kwa choo....Laughing out loudly d'oh!
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Manyala
#39 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:29:18 PM
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essyk wrote:
Today Men were busy checking out women's hips and bum! I could tell from the roving eyesSad


True, true.
Trying to test ability to detect the fakes. No success so far. d'oh!
Manyala
#40 Posted : Tuesday, May 22, 2012 3:31:23 PM
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smano wrote:
banyamulenge wrote:
wololo! Wololo! Sad Sad Imagine how hard it is to steer your airbus A380 for a perfect landing at JKIA runway only to realise it is that dusty airstrip at Isiolod'oh! d'oh!.way forward swimmo ni must, ama King Mswati style. By the way would you abort such a touchdown ama the under cariage would retract automatically?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause

My friend normally says uzuri wa nyumba hujulikana kwa choo....Laughing out loudly d'oh!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause d'oh! Drool
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