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Hip and Bum enhancers...
Intelligentsia
#11 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 9:21:55 AM
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they shop attendant said they sell 60 such pieces daily...assuming 25days in a month that means 1,500 fake matanyes added to the dating pool every month...

BTW, if u r a 'sidebags' dude and you katia such a dudette, si she's acquiring a man under false pretences?


QW25091985
#12 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 9:28:39 AM
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Tough times call for drastic measure !

Now we first touch then invest .
smano
#13 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 9:37:44 AM
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famooz wrote:
he he ha and that shop was very very busy. All guys should borrow @smanos idea. . . take her swimming !


@Famooz, or we employ the bum pinch test.

This test will require one to "accidentally" pinch the woman's bum to ascertain whether there are any nerve endings. A woman with a real bum will shriek or squeal, depending on how her bum reacts to touch, or she'll continue sipping her wine with her fake bum. Kwisa!Applause Applause Applause
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faa
#14 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 9:40:14 AM
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Seems women will do anything to be noticed.




ballistic
#15 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 10:52:13 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
they shop attendant said they sell 60 such pieces daily...assuming 25days in a month that means 1,500 fake matanyes added to the dating pool every month...

BTW, if u r a 'sidebags' dude and you katia such a dudette, si she's acquiring a man under false pretences?




Now I know why my chic has such a big bumd'oh!
nostoppingthis
#16 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 11:19:21 AM
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Jus Blazin
#17 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 11:28:15 AM
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Hip-O-Critical
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
QW25091985
#18 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 11:28:39 AM
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smano wrote:
famooz wrote:
he he ha and that shop was very very busy. All guys should borrow @smanos idea. . . take her swimming !


@Famooz, or we employ the bum pinch test.

This test will require one to "accidentally" pinch the woman's bum to ascertain whether there are any nerve endings. A woman with a real bum will shriek or squeal, depending on how her bum reacts to touch, or she'll continue sipping her wine with her fake bum. Kwisa!Applause Applause Applause



lol : give her the swim test .
nostoppingthis
#19 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 11:42:20 AM
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@smano, swimming may not do it....that silicon thing can still be fixed under the costume ama?
smano
#20 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2012 11:54:43 AM
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Nope, the thing is worn like panties so unless she wears those big biker costumes hawezi ficha, + you never know how the thing can react with water!
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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