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Man killed by 'sexual sweetness'
KenSaf
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:52:02 AM
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How?

http://www.newzimbabwe.c...al%20sweetness/news.aspx
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:47:21 AM
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“The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man.”


NDEAD!!!
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Atalaku
#3 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:14:50 AM
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There was one old man in Machakos town who poped in some Viagra and got down to work. People found him dead with an erection that no one has ever seen in this world. People say he died a HAPPY man!
FundamentAli
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:55:00 AM
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There is a doctor whose body was found in the Maize plantation in Mathare. His girlfriend was arrested on suspicion of murder. She was later released after the post mortem discovered that the man died of a heart attack. Please go for a heart check before dipping that pine tree.
Impunity
#5 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:22:23 AM
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FundamentAli wrote:
There is a doctor whose body was found in the Maize plantation in Mathare. His girlfriend was arrested on suspicion of murder. She was later released after the post mortem discovered that the man died of a heart attack. Please go for a heart check before dipping that pine tree.


Ditto!
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faa
#6 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:29:05 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
There was one old man in Machakos town who poped in some Viagra and got down to work. People found him dead with an erection that no one has ever seen in this world. People say he died a HAPPY man!



Lol
vinii
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:02:10 AM
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FundamentAli wrote:
There is a doctor whose body was found in the Maize plantation in Mathare. His girlfriend was arrested on suspicion of murder. She was later released after the post mortem discovered that the man died of a heart attack. Please go for a heart check before dipping that pine tree.


if i recall well the man who helped throw away the body was initially charged with murder but after it was established that the doctor died during sex, the charge was amended to a lesser charge of 'wrongful disposal of a dead body'..
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KenSaf
#8 Posted : Thursday, May 17, 2012 7:10:20 AM
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Death by a lap dance in Texas
http://www.ivegotthenews...5/16/death-by-lap-dance/
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murchr
#9 Posted : Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:43:45 AM
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vinii wrote:
FundamentAli wrote:
There is a doctor whose body was found in the Maize plantation in Mathare. His girlfriend was arrested on suspicion of murder. She was later released after the post mortem discovered that the man died of a heart attack. Please go for a heart check before dipping that pine tree.


if i recall well the man who helped throw away the body was initially charged with murder but after it was established that the doctor died during sex, the charge was amended to a lesser charge of 'wrongful disposal of a dead body'..


Looooool was he locked up?
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