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WTF... 9.2B typo error!!!!
Tusker Baridi
#1 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2009 9:27:00 PM
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Finance Minister Uhuru Kenyatta has attributed the anomaly of Sh9.2 billion in a Supplementary Budget presented to Parliament last week to typographical error. Uhuru said Treasury had no intention of swindling Kenyans,and if there were mistakes,they were inadvertent.'I am confident and sure there was no intention for Treasury to defraud any Kenyan and I’m sure the figures will tally,?? said Uhuru. The issue has elicited mixed reactions from members of the public and politicians considering that the Treasury is currently faced with a huge budget hole.

First,this thief denied the claim by Imanyara,then when Marende cornered this thief and wondered aloud why he was afraid of a parliamentary probe if the issue was clean. Now that mwizi ameshikwa red handed,eti it was a typo. Seriously how stupid does this guy think Kenyans are?

Kwani this typo repeated itself line by line through all those ministries with extra budgets. Kenyans are surely screwed,when the president is a thief,the finance minister is son of a thief and is also a thief,what do you expect common mwananchi to resort to. Of course thievery,that's why corruption will never end coz its become a cultural thing so ingrained in Kenyans from top to bottom.

When your president,MPig and finance minister are not stealing from you,your police,employees,relatives and mungikis are stealing from you. Poleni sana and good luck.


Obi 1 Kanobi
#2 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2009 10:17:00 PM
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@TB,what are you doing,you are not supposed to discuss this topic here.

Kwani you tink you are the only one who has seen this in the papers since Monday,don't you know the Finance docket belongs to UK and we should ignore any funny business that goes on there.

Seriously I have been waiting for someone,anyone to post this issue for the whole week,but !




I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
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Tusker Baridi
#3 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2009 10:48:00 PM
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@Obi

Tell me about it,its the see no evil,hear no evil and say no evil mantra when it comes to certain people. I know the drill,been here 3 yrs now and its the same script. Just wait until some politically incorrect person steals a few bags of maize,then they will rain on him for days on end with multiple threads with hundreds of responses.

I on the other hand chose to be an equal opportunity basher of politicians and so should the rest of us. Now watch them come out of the woodworks crying foul!!
Dempem
#4 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 3:08:00 AM
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Thanks Gitobu Imanyara.

9,200,000,000.00?............. Too Mind Boggling to be an error!!!!!!!!!!!





DES
mshamba
#5 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 5:15:00 AM
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TB,where were you when your god and his son were accused by a parliamentary committee of stealing maize from the mouths of starving kenyans & selling it? I'm not trying to label anyone a thief here. Do you suffer from congenital selective amnesia?
The General
#6 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 6:20:00 AM
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At first i thought that Imanyara was being cheeky...but when the Minister started questioning Imanyaras ability to fathom financial matters....i thought,waziri.......you have been hooked

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
Magigi
#7 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 6:24:00 AM
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@TB (not tuberclosis!!!) I watched this event live just as you did. I feel you after seeing this guy stand up and tell parliament and the whole country that Imanyara amempaka matope,that his name was being maligned. Simply stupid!!! He should unreservadly apologise to the whole country. If he wants he can donate more land that his father stole from Kenyans to the landless...
Mainat
#8 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 6:28:00 AM
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Prease...
This is all an understandable mishtake. Comrade Uhuru had just received a kasuku of his favorite tipple when he was told he had to review the supplementary budget. After several glasses,the numbers started looking like ants going across the papers. He asked comrade Kinyua to save him time for more important matters by rounding everything to the nearest 1. So 2m became 1m; 6m became 10m and so forth.

I think its a mistake to call corrupt peeps thieves. Corruption is not illegal in Kenya. Who apart from Margaret Gachara has ever been jailed for corruption in Kenya?

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The General
#9 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 6:35:00 AM
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@mainat,LMAO


The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
KIMANDERU
#10 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 6:55:00 AM
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How do you give such a sensitive ministry to a muratina addict /mungiki organiser like Uhuru?If i say because he is Kikuyu i wil be called a tribalist despite the fact that am one of them.His father stole more than enough and chased us from Central Province,now the son is back with a big bang in the name of Kikuyu.Ati endosed by the Kikuyu to be our front runner in 2012.We are dead

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