i found this interesting !:

When your up, your friends know who you are. When you're down, you know who your friends are!!

1.F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done every day.
2.F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3.F***ing refreshes you.
4.After F***ing dont eat too much go for more liquids.
5.Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.
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FASTING is good for your health
God bless your Dirty mind

Julie Gichuru FB status: Going to South Africa, yaaay!! (Jacob Zuma likes this)

C&P

a prostitute died of AIDS ...Her grandmother went to pack up her clothes ..saw a G-string n went like;

**HII UKIMWI NI MBAYA... INAKULA MPAKA SURUALI**

Ways to annoy others...

• In a meeting, If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

• Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

• Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

• Follow a few paces behind someone, humming a silly tune.

• Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

• Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

• Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

• Holla random numbers while someone is counting.

• Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

• Staple papers in the middle of the page.

• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


• Honk and wave to strangers.


• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

• Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

• Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

• ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

• dont use any punctuation either


• Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

• Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their salad.


• Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

• Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

• Ask people what gender they are.

• Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains and keep doing that daily.


• Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

• Leave your Christmas decor up until September.

• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

• Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

• Wear a LOT of cheap cologne.

• Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

• Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


• Never break eye contact.


• Invite lots of people to other people's parties.