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bwenyenye
#121 Posted : Friday, November 12, 2010 2:03:57 PM
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The biggest life changing one liner in the world is

Jesus is Lord.. ile ya ukweli

I also like

Iko watu na Viatu duniani.... I forget her name.. is it Nyota ndogo?
I Think Therefore I Am
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ProverB
#122 Posted : Friday, November 12, 2010 4:28:18 PM
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Location: Eastlander
.."the following happens between 11:00pm and 11:03pm.." smile


(My Pastor..premarital counselling class..when addressing tricky subject of sex experiences for most men.. coined from 24)
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
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PuthyKrasha
#123 Posted : Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:24:34 PM
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Location: PyongYang
- Nyundo zinakutana na kabati..
- Nani lazima ni meze viagra (nonini)
If i showed you where i live, you would think that i was hiding.
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2 Miles
#124 Posted : Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:50:20 PM
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'Ngo srow on these matter '
Kiraitu Murungi
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Mo
#125 Posted : Friday, February 18, 2011 8:23:26 AM
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am not mad to say i was not consulted
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
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QD
#126 Posted : Friday, February 18, 2011 9:48:09 AM
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God Loves You
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence
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MrTyrus
#127 Posted : Friday, February 18, 2011 11:09:54 AM
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"Show me the money"
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youcan'tstopusnow
#128 Posted : Friday, February 18, 2011 5:14:26 PM
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Location: Black Africa
2 Miles wrote:
'Ngo srow on these matter '
Kiraitu Murungi

Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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kenmac
#129 Posted : Saturday, February 19, 2011 12:41:21 PM
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if you give me a jembe, and tie my hands at the back
......Ecclesiastes
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carygoh
#130 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 7:50:47 PM
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A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing,whereas, a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything.
Think Positive Test Negative
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essyk
#131 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 10:30:08 PM
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Tunaomba serikali itusaidie.
Sad


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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slickyoz
#132 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 12:00:45 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Sheila wrote:
Former Bureti MP and Kenyan Minister of Health addressing crowds on Mau evictions....


1. “Does rain comes from trees or does it come from above?” (His listeners reply with a lot of conviction that it comes from the heavens)

2.”Even if you have been educated, even if you have ten degrees, or even 20, rain still comes from…?” (“from God above” replies the listeners.)

3. “I am not a young person age wise, all these years since I was born, I have witnessed rain coming from above!”

4. “The forests do not bring rain. Rain brings forests!” (Not an entirely false statement but very misinformed)

5. “All those claiming that rain comes from forests are thieves” (lol)

Wooouuuuuuiiiiii!!!!!!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wagwan
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
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kenmac
#133 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:44:03 AM
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facing mount kenya
......Ecclesiastes
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kenmac
#134 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:45:38 AM
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bloody bure kabisa
......Ecclesiastes
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Money Whisperer
#135 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:50:14 AM
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The laughter that came after this...
mburuke wrote:
its like raping a woman who is too willing......
-Kiraitu Murungi

"Money never sleeps"
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Impunity
#136 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 11:36:35 AM
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"The passiion of a woman cannot be seen during the day"
> Hon. Shebesh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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chemos
#137 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 2:24:51 PM
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USER PAP!!!!!
>wazua..
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