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Rib cracking JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh till you drop.
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FancyFace
#11 Posted : Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:57:54 PM
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not tickled at all ☻

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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QW25091985
#12 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 6:28:35 PM
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Soldier: "sir, we are sorrounded!" commander: "excellent, we can now attack in any directiom"
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QW25091985
#13 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 8:07:34 PM
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Raila, Kibaki, Ngilu and Martha Karua are traveling in a
train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then
a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and Raila are
sitting there looking perplexed. Kibaki is bent over
holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All
of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Ngilu is thinking: "These men are all crazy after
martha karua". Kibaki must have tried to kiss her in
the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Martha Karua is thinking: "Kibaki must have moved to
kiss me,and kissed Ngilu instead and got slapped."

Kibaki is thinking: "Damn it, Raila must have tried to
kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped
me."

Raila is thinking: "If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Kibaki
again"
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ocampo
#14 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 9:08:05 PM
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@QW25091985...at this rate utaanza kuleta ile upuzi ya wasee wasee. Take a break man, we have come across funny stuff.
Lets not be vague, we go to hague
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incognito
#15 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:49:13 AM
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@QW25091985...i didn't laugh. I got irritated. If someone told you that you are funny, he lied. Stick to Fx
Excelsior
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holachem
#16 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:11:48 AM
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@QW25091985 if have nothing to do,enda thika rd ucheki zile lori za maroon za ma chinnese
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QW25091985
#17 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:22:43 AM
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Either you guys are just too boring for your own good or you take a while before you get a joke. Just style up !
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Motomoto
#18 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:28:58 AM
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Now, where is the joke here.? Somebody explain.

A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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ocampo
#19 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:40:35 AM
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@Motomoto copy the same to QW25091985. It was rated the stale joke of the year..
Lets not be vague, we go to hague
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Motomoto
#20 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:57:12 AM
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ocampo wrote:
@Motomoto copy the same to QW25091985. It was rated the stale joke of the year..


Can you explain the joke here! Where is the punchline?
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