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Mourners kill a dead man for breaking out of coffin
themover
#1 Posted : Tuesday, April 17, 2012 5:37:29 PM
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This story of the dead UON guy is as hilarious as it is scaring.

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QW25091985
#2 Posted : Tuesday, April 17, 2012 5:45:47 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
essyk
#3 Posted : Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:52:53 PM
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Mourners, convinced that the man was a zombie momentarily took to their heels but, gathering courage, came back and killed him a second time with stones and wooden planks. They soon resumed the journey to his burial praying loudly for his departed soul.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly and WICKED!!

Sad RIP
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pariah
#4 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 2:44:03 AM
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not funny, RIP
Impunity
#5 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:09:05 AM
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Do we have some video recordings of the dead-walikg man and how he was beaten and then how he went back into a new casket?
These Dandorans we know sniff alot of glue and mix ganja with porridge every morning, I think this was a case of mass hysteria.
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#6 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 4:25:12 AM
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cant believe this vibe!!
i.am.back!!!!
kimiri
#7 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:06:30 AM
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Scary but I don’t think the fellow was dead. Blame the mourners’ reaction on the stories that have been doing rounds about dead people from Western refusing to be taken home for burial. Lakini pia wandishi wameongeza chumvi. Where did the second casket come from?
Tebes
#8 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27:49 AM
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Never believe such stories. They are what people write when they are underpaid to write fiction. How come no other media house has such a story? As usual it can only be the sub-standard paper.
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essyk
#9 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:55:40 AM
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Quote Standard.
There is law in this country and it must take its course. It is obvious that this man was murdered in cold blood by the mourners. PointBlank isnft a medic, but believes that doctors, too, erred by declaring the former university student dead. Clearly, he wasnft dead. He must have been in a coma. The Government must investigate this case and bring the culprits to book. Or are the dead now walking in the land of the living?

Kbc

'"We could not wait to see the remaining incident, everybody took off, then several men walked back took wooden planks and hit him, he then walked back into another coffin and lay."

Eish!!

Ok this story has K leg.

Who can survive the city mortuary even if he is in a coma? Its possible to die twice u know.

What demon passed through dandora that made people hallucinate??

What a pathetic story.

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gmimo
#10 Posted : Wednesday, April 18, 2012 12:17:01 PM
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...Eish and does the East African Standard Managing editor or whoever proof read the stories before they are printed? there are so many typing errors.. makes it hard to believe sub-standard news
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