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McReggae wrote:Nani huyu?  what the heck ? Shaffie ?
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C&P The Bet A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right)! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady than said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet $25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the beta gain and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. “Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell’s the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00A.M. today, I'd have the Bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my hand." It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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bkismat wrote:C&P
The Bet
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right)! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady than said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his
balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he
was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet $25,000
says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the beta gain and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. “Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell’s the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00A.M. today, I'd have the Bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my
hand."
 Don't limit your challenges, but challenge your limits
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At wedding ceremonies gents sit on the right ladies sit on left. In profit & loss accounts, income is on right, expense on the left. what a coincidence! The way I am
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panomaz wrote:bkismat wrote:C&P
The Bet
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right)! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady than said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his
balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he
was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet $25,000
says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the beta gain and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. “Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell’s the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00A.M. today, I'd have the Bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my
hand."
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FAST FORWARD TO YEAR 2030
1. Kenyan President Esther Arunga passes the Bill making it mandatory for Kenyan Ladies to wear panties and bra and Ban of Headsocks women wear to bed…
2. -2055 Maina Kageni at 103 still not married
3. Houses destroyed in moon to pave way for expansion on spaceport by KESA (Kenya Space Agency).
4. Changaa sales hits a billion mark and form the top tax earner in... Kenya as Tatu City residents protest over increased mugging and thuggery from adjacent Runda slums.
5. Kenyan Vice president Ms Jullie Gichuru Strips naked in broad daylight to protest Maendeleo ya Wanaume (MAWE) takeover of Maendeleo ya Wanawake Skyscrapers in downtown Upperhill, Nairobi.
6. Ailing & diabetic Ruto and Uhuru finally acquited at the Hague after spending 18 yrs in house arrest
7. The chic in da advert 'nimechill' finally gets pregnant n dropz out of skool!
8. Media Mogul Jimmi Gathu goes to Maendeleo ya Wanaume offices after being battered by his mpango wa kando.
9.The month of January is removed from the calender due 2 the economic hardships faced in jan
10. Legendary runner David Rudisha aanguka kutoka kwa balcony ya manyata yake akianika fiatu fyake
11. Lake Odinga former Lake Victoria now opens for tourists
12. The beautiful ones are still not yet born.
13. Nyakemincha Primary tops the KCPE exams and proofs that the means justifies the ends
14. First Kenyan goes to the moon and opens MPesa shop
16. Githu becomes a highrise eastate
18.Pastor Pius Muiru speaks in a low tone after 80yrs of waiting
19. Vision 2050 will be postponed to 2090
20.Joshua sang finally decides to wed the luv of his lyf,ekaterina trendefilova
21.Eric omondi becomes the heaviest guy in Kenya and wins the coveted Mr. Carnivore..
22. Alshaabab finally surrender and joins forces with the Kenya navy to fight mungiki.
23. Migingo becomes a country
24. Luhyas are becoming extint with decrease in chickens
25. Sonko the min of finance has a golden briefcase and reads budget for 8hrs
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Discussing politics with this KPA lady, I ask her who her prefered presidential candidate is, she answers, 'Uhulu', I ask why Uhulu, she says, 'he is lich so he cant be involved in colluption'. Then she asks what I think about Uhuru, I tell her that his supporters need speech theLapy!
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