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News items in December 2032
pariah
#1 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 12:25:27 AM
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In the spirit of Turkana oiloptimism, what are the likely news items in 20 years time?
Tokyo
#2 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 7:45:41 AM
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Republic of Turkana joins EAC
work to prosper
KulaRaha
#3 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 10:33:25 AM
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Kenyan politicians in Forbes Top 100 richest list...sources of funds shadowy.

Kenya in 100 poorest nations...
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
pariah
#4 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 10:51:40 AM
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Kenya sends troops to quell besieged president of US
bwenyenye
#5 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 10:54:10 AM
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Impunity still a USER ...lol!!!!
I Think Therefore I Am
Impunity
#6 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 11:04:43 AM
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Location: Masada
bwenyenye wrote:
Impunity still a USER ...lol!!!!


Mtumiaji wa ninio!
Applause Applause Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

chemos
#7 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 11:30:04 AM
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Chemos released from Hague and buys WAZUA.. fires all lady admins..
Julie
#8 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 11:57:28 AM
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Mbuzi season 200:

Venue:Planet Mars Vitriol club
Date: 30th December 2032
Time: 02:00hrs after midnight
Rates @ Vitriol thanks to Julie
Kshs 20,000,000 all inclusive

Sponsors

Julie-Choice of 20 brands of Single malt whisky
McRegae-Muratina
Vinii-One elephant
Tebes-Whale fillet
Danny6-Free prayers to the Glorified one
Djinn-Ride in his All terrain vehicle
All others-Observers

Keep the pledges coming!
pariah
#9 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 12:15:05 PM
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Kenyans for kenya discover oil while digging a bore hole in kwale
2012
#10 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 12:36:26 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Vision 2030 extended due to public demand

BBI will solve it
:)
Ngogoyo
#11 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 12:42:27 PM
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Location: House

Rains fail for the 7th year in a row. Kenya Power renamed Kenya Weak to reflect the reality.
githundi
#12 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 12:42:41 PM
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Many Wazuans have left us, we are glad our children and grandchilden represent us some of us in the other world.
Democracy does not belong to the dead
harrydre
#13 Posted : Friday, March 30, 2012 1:45:30 PM
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20 Yrs later, the Turkana Man is still an IDP in his own land.
i.am.back!!!!
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