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SK Driving School
Renee
#41 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:07:00 AM
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Joined: 6/25/2009
Posts: 16
One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on females in next car,
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Welcome to kenya!


My I CAN is greater than my IQ
brav
#42 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:09:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
@Sasha
...ati anashikilia mlango? hahaha yaweza kua ukweli? on sunday nilikuwa hapo mesora fuelling then aki old pickup came to fuel,mazee the fuel tank iko kwa bonnet and its a 5litre kibuyu connected with a pipe... the locks were those makonjis I had to laugh at the them,Those was the biggest car rapists ive ever seen. alafu they were like '..weka mia'

Usichoke kutafuta salary
smano
#43 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:25:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
I think it's unfair for contributors on sk to make others laugh loudly and unashamedly in the office like this,maze I'm laughing with each post,hata impunity amenichekesha with 'please shut up your mouth!' Wooiii Jehovah,wish this was Monday. @brav,ati weka mia,can those fuel comps even be programmed to dish out a sok of fuel? Na ile siku ngata was 104 bob? LMAO

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
willin2learn
#44 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:28:00 AM
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Joined: 2/12/2008
Posts: 1,178
@Sasha,

Yaani you met Guka and couldn't even give way...
Djinn
#45 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:29:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/13/2008
Posts: 1,565
@smano,have you not seen motorbikes pulling up and saying 'Jaza...na fifty'....and he will go up to Thika on that fifte

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
AlphDoti
#46 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:39:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Sk I think you guys have such sense of humour,I can't help laughing in the office.
And @smano,would you be kind enough to remember that this is stockenya and not p*rn site?

@Djinn,I remember one day in Narok town,one motor bike taxi,asked the attendant to put 600. One of his feloow taxi man asked him if he was going all the way to the border!



AKS
Sasha
#47 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:43:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/5/2007
Posts: 627
@willing2learn: I did give way! He was trying to manouvre from one side of town another in one swoop! I bet the bijuti had taken a mind of its own like guka says!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
Magigi
#48 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:48:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
....at what age are vehicles supposed to be declared unroadworthy in Kenya?. I guess Njung'e's bijuti is still roadworthy!!! A few times,I have had to stop and give way to vehicles that look like pieces of metal collected from a junkyard and put together... Their drivers also look like rejects. The way they drive makes one think that they are trying to look for the quickest way to die....
Olu
#49 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:54:00 AM
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Joined: 4/24/2009
Posts: 72
just too hilarious....
smano
#50 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:11:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
@Alphdoti,I'm confused,what exactly have I said on any of my posts here that should make me remember sk is not a porn site? Really,am lost....

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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