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Magigi
#31 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 8:04:00 AM
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...why is it that drivers don't follow the lane marks on roundabouts? Is it too painful to drive round the lanes that you want to take a short cut by cutting in? This makes me so so so mad. It is soooooo stupid!!!
Sasha
#32 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 8:56:00 AM
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@Magigi: I'm with you on this! On Friday, an idiot was on the outer most lane at Uhuru Highway/Kenyatta Avenue roundabout and I was in the inner lane next to his. Then midway through the roundabout the bugger decides that he needs to get into town,promptly puts out his hand (he was driving a KCA bijuti ya blue with no indicator) and without warning he cuts me off! I missed him by inches and I when hooted, he was surprised and asked me 'ni nini madam? Unakimbia wapi?' I nearly burst a vein in my head!

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TAZ
#33 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 9:50:00 AM
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What really pisses me off is when the idiot behind you keeps flashing his headlamps even when traffic is moving at a speed of 10 KPH.....kama ukona haraka sana ungetoka nyumbani jana,Kubaff!



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Obi 1 Kanobi
#34 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:11:00 AM
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I think Djinn takes the price with 'At the round about when the lights turn amber,the first to hoot gets a price' quote.

That was as funny as they get,I laughed out loud in the office.


I've noticed the youth in particular coming in to a workplace with a completely outsized notion of their own value and importance... just a thinly-veiled arrogance. May be the credit crunch induced recession is whats needed to remind us all about the value of hard work.... By Anonymous
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Impunity
#35 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:35:00 AM
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.........and do you hate those colleagues/friends who gives u a lift in the front seat and keeps on shouting bad things to numerous traffic offenders on Kenyan roads?&lt;Kubaff,huu jama ni useless,jinga,whats wrong with this man?etc&gt;I hate them so much and most of them are recent car owners.PLEASE SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH OR GET OUT AND HIT THAT TRAFFIC OFFENDER,

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Njunge
#36 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:36:00 AM
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@Sasha,

Did you say a blue bijuti??.....That must have been me......but dear,i remember smiling at you...-:)...............They say in our roads,you assume the driver infront is a lunatic.

Yombo dhier....!!
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Sasha
#37 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:44:00 AM
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@guka!

Your bijuti is blue? Kumbe! True lunatic? But I didn't see the tethers. My bro tells me that probably you were not putting your hand out, that you were holding onto the door! LOL!


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Djinn
#38 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:54:00 AM
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Always use the right indicator in the dark,on a two way road,to signal the breadth of your car - never mind that 'target fixation' will take place & cause the oncoming driver to look at the flashing light and be drawn towards it like a moth to a light! Whay do pple do that - it helps not unless your right side headlight is out.



BTW I totally DO NOT mind it when the same is used by truck/bus drivers to signal the vehicle behind that its unsafe to overtake (and the opposite when it is safe) - thank God for such courteous drivers (and may Mephistopheles fry with little oil,those drivers that accelerate when you start overtaking them)

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Djinn
#39 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:56:00 AM
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@Sasha - nice one. I now remember the post about Bijuti door locks! ROTFLMSAO!

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The General
#40 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:59:00 AM
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LMAO @ he was surprised and asked me 'ni nini madam? Unakimbia wapi?' I nearly burst a vein in my head!

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