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Jacy26
#71 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:55:00 AM
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@Brav & Magigi Wacheni MADHARAU bwana

I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love - Maya Angelou
Magigi
#72 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:14:00 AM
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...@Njung'e: I understand the Bijuti honk stopped working eons back and that you use a whistle to warn drivers of the imminent danger should they come near you...
Spendthrift
#73 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:15:00 AM
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@ Jacy26,

There is a way to deal with this madharau. When I was in primary school,some guys dad used to have the habit of splashing water on people with his new yellow Toyota KE 70 wagon (a KXY something). The car was a classy model those days.

So one evening me and the primary school bully were walking home and the guy was coming to pick his son who coincidentally was in my class - and was a rather arrogant classmate. It had just rained and there were pools of water on the road. The guys splashed water on us and almost instantly,his station wagon didn't have a rear shield thanks to a rock that my walking mate hurled at it. That same instant,I realised how fast I could run with an 8.4.4 type bag on my back.

By passers seemed to be in agreement with our actions!


Everyday!
Djinn
#74 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:21:00 AM
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Guys,I have to come to Guka's defence - being a Bijuti owner myself. In fact right now its undergoing a face lift so the grille is off,indicators off,primer paint all over and looking really nasty - I'm getting very healthy respect on the road and having my way - even with the indicators off I can drive the way I want and all the 'tusker can' toyotas and such give me a wide berth. Nobody wants to touch this car and pay for bodywork and painting that I already plan to do.

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
brav
#75 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:25:00 AM
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ROLMAO
im writing this 10 times
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im going to reading this post again
im going to reading this post again
...aah what tha heck

Njunge haki you are going 'kanyuges'. ati 'inyue eherani nindiroka... ' heh thats a serious one,haki munajua leo mdosi yuko area..?

@Jacy ni marangapi nimecurse nikiwa muguu '... haki hawa watu wa magari...' that is after umeoshwa na maji ama vumbi...

which reminds me of nikiwa gishagi,I used to feel the hottest thing in the village (nilikuwa born town then naenda kwa cucu),i used to eye some girls who were fortunate to have a car to be dropping them to chuch etal,na sasa church ndio mungekutana and exchange glances and i would feel top of the world,sasa the problem ilikuwa kukinyesha,i would get to church looking taller than I left home (thanks to the mud stuck under the shoes) then the tu girls would be dropped in the church wakiwa na tu clean open shoes. then look at me nikikaa kama safari rally,heh that was enough motivation.



Usichoke kutafuta salary
mtaalam
#76 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:34:00 AM
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...and if you're licensed to have a gun use it on any driver who annoys/obstructs you.
(honestly what's up with that)
If you are not privileged to have a gun use the somali sword or the nyahunyo under your seat.
(honestly what's up with that)

ili iwe funzo...
bwenyenye
#77 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:56:00 AM
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Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
Good people,

Just couldn't help myself. This thread is hilarious

my rules


If you are about to enter the roundabout and the cop appears like he wants to lift his hand,get so close to the guy infront of you and make sure no insect can get in between you
If the cop beats you to it,then look at him badly and switch off your engine- just forget to remember that the starter is not working
When you see the cop on the right side has stopped the traffic,start hooting hard and flashing lights at the guy infront of you... he is slow you know na hana mahali ya kwenda
If the car infront of you refuses to start,make sure you shout,flash lights and honk even curse. It just may start due to your harrasment
If pedestrians try to cross infront of you,make sure that you hook their dresses or trousers with your front number plate so that they recognise that you are a class above them and they should not take you for granted
Weka mkono sambusa with your window rolled down when you are in the vicinity where someone might recognise you... never mind you look like an idiot
Always,as much as possible,emulate your motoring hero Shekha Mehta and drive as fast as you can. The best driver is the one who get there first and with the most noise and dust.
And finally,if you are a pedestrian,always remember that it is the responsibility of the drivers around you to make sure you get home to your loved ones safe and sound. Even if the lights are green,just cross si wanakuona and wako na break!

Always outrace whoever has a car like yours.I love Kenya
I Think Therefore I Am
Sasha
#78 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:04:00 AM
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Wewe guka I'm sure God has delegated your prayers to some angel coz they are too frequent! Everyday ni Ngai mwathani..? I'm sure when he hears that he says ... 'ndio hako kale ka mzee kananishtua kila siku na hakuna shida! Bure kabisa!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
Njunge
#79 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:30:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@Sasha,

Sometimes i seem to ask for more than enough......It's early morning and i sit in the bijuti and say a small prayer thus,'Wee Ngai mwathani teithi mukebe uyu ndukae kururuma'..(God,i ask that this mukebe doesn't come to life ).......I proceed to insert a flatened wire where there was once an ignition switch,twist it and the damn scrap coughs to life......

Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
jitetee
#80 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:37:00 AM
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Joined: 6/12/2008
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We have hit drivers hard. Now one for pedestrians especially ladies. Please note that there are some fantastic meeting points around town. Can suggest a few if you want some tips.

So avoid using the zebra crossing for lengthy chitchat,the screaming hugs or your favorite spot for meeting your long lost girlfriends. Ok,Ok,Ok,you have right of way but remember Uhuru Park and Jeevanjee have been available at no cost since independence. There is a reason it is called a zebra crossing.Sawa?

Time and chance happen to all.
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