-only give way to those driving vehicles of your class..Lyanne on VX and me on VX.

-dont trust the fuel gauge on any DX car..down the hill the gauge rises to full tank..wait till you try to accelerate uphill...kibuyu cha mafuta.

-a traffic police wave means totaly diferent thing depending on the size and condition of your private car..to a small car..it means STOP!!..the bigger the car gets..the bigger the smile and the wave ni salamu tuu..hello boss.

-if the driver next to you is on the phone it reminds you of an urgent call you had to make.

-if what @made Avoid carrying female friends who deliberately expose their deeper thailand and engage you while driving. Yu ultimately lose attention on the road and....only God knows what next,or @swaleh`s Gentlemen,ukipewa fellatio hakikisha windows ni tinted na roadi sio busy coz concentration itakuwa elsewhere... is more than you can handle..hook me up ..the experience..aihh..but NEVER try this on gukas bijuti..was once in it and the floor mat read 'emergency exit'

usiwashangae.. washangilie!

emergency exit!!! now i cant stand more lughter..

and where was i the whole day to miss this?? damn work!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.

OK Njunge.

But you need to explain this one. Every one,including you (I doubt that any else apart from you can manage to tame that car) seemed to be shaking their head and waist simultaneously. From far I thought there was some nice music that all of you identified with but on overtaking,i noted I could see through the space meant for the radio.

So my suspicison is that the alignment of your wheels must be so outdone that you have to dance when riding in this bijuti. One of those cars where every wheel is pulling in it's own direction!



Everyday!

I know of this very short (4 ft) mwarabu looking guy who has a very old blue automobile. He enjoys hanging out in nice places tho........Java next to International Life House......Oil Libya parkings (if that's cool!!). The thing is he always has this guys seated at the back seat 24-7 chewing 'veve'. Never leaves the car even when the owner is having coffee with his pals.

We used to think that they are good inseparable pals but kumbe that's literally a Mechanic On-board.

@ Guka,you should consider 'hiring' one of these.

@Sasha,

You should see me going down hill.........and the brakes have failed....huh...!...What to do other than shout to motorists ahead of me........'inyui........eherani nindiroka...!!..'.(You.!!...give way.Am coming...).....or at a junction and the thing decides to go straight...........You can only say a prayer...(Oooooii Ngai mwathani.....!!'......then there goes a loud bang and the next thing you know,you are inside a butchery...


Yombo dhier....!!