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Njunge
#51 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:14:00 PM
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@Sasha,

I was also gesturing at the fool infront.Brakes had failed and at that moment i would have let the door fall off.

@Magigi,
Age is nothing but a number.......That bijuti has been to nearly all known panel beaters.I doubt it has more than a square foot of the original bodywork.Am assured of one thing though.The day i will have a serious accident with this thing,i'll not die from the impact or of my own injuries.I'll die of tetanus.....-:)

Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Sasha
#52 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:20:00 PM
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LOL guka! That bijuti can also infect other cars with tetanus with just one scratch! Plus whats with the smoke inside the car? Most other cars (to my knowledge atleast) smoke on the outside!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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Kave
#53 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:21:00 PM
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@Njun'ge

I'll die of tetanus.....-:) You've made my day...............

Kwani ni mzee aje???????????????
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half_empty
#54 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:36:00 PM
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after a downpour,splash as much water as possible... just like they do on wrc... make sure to aim for paddles that are close to pedestrians especially in the mornings...

I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted,but I can never find out which half. -J Wanamaker,father of modern advertising
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Spendthrift
#55 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:42:00 PM
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One afternoon after a meal in Nakuru,I get cruising on the NKU-NBI highway In the oncoming traffic is a fleet of three trailer trucks and behind them is a fleet of nine unregistered land cruisers perhaps being driven frm MSA to Kampala or Kigali. The first one sought to overtake the trucks and came straight on in my lane with the usual full light,hoping I would be scared into braking to give him way. I stayed put at 120 kph and instead flashed back at him. Since there was no space for the guy to return to his lane given he was past the first of the three trucks,the lunatic was forced to veer of the road and almost rolled the 'new' import. I felt so elated but knowing that that a head on collision with my Lancer would have most likely left me dead.

Why do they want to intimidate you just because they drive a bigger car? While at it,I wouldn't advice you to do this if the lunatic is driving a Mercedes Benz Actros (those trailers) - mwenye nguvu mpishe!



Everyday!
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brav
#56 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:43:00 PM
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....And when driving on those vumbi roads,kindly speed esp when you pass pedestrians,bathe them with vumbi,you'll motivate them to buy vehicles.

Usichoke kutafuta salary
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Magigi
#57 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:08:00 PM
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@Brav: ...and when it is raining make sure you go through every pool of standing water and splash the pedestrians with it. They will work harder and buy their own car...
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Obi 1 Kanobi
#58 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:28:00 PM
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@Sasha

The Bijuti smokes on the inside probably because it uses firewood,burnt in those jikos lined with clay for economy


I've noticed the youth in particular coming in to a workplace with a completely outsized notion of their own value and importance... just a thinly-veiled arrogance. May be the credit crunch induced recession is whats needed to remind us all about the value of hard work.... By Anonymous
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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CLK
#59 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:30:00 PM
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@ Brav,u cracked me,ati motivate them to buy cars!!!
Nitawaombea nikienda church sunday.
I am laughing and my boss is wondering wats wrong with me.

SK rocks! will still be laughing come sunday!

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. ~Author Unknown
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Spendthrift
#60 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:39:00 PM
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Njunge,I think I must have seen you blue bijuti. I remember following you for some time and at every bend,corner or roundabout,I could see occupants shifting position to maintain the car's stability.

Do you give a safety demonstration to all the people you offer lifts?- they displayed a good deal of synchrony.



Everyday!
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