I read Prof Makau Mutua’s article in Jana’s Sunday Nation and could not help myself laugh out loudly when I imagined listening to future eulogies of departed politicians…. I can’t trace the link in DN but here is another one

http://africanstandardne...ocal-news&Itemid=75

Here lies the ‘carcass’ of Bwana Mafuta Mahindi Makaburini wa Mihandarati Bin Impunity. We thank the good Lord that He at last has seen the need to expunge this devil from our midst. He was a thief par excellence. He stole everything within his reach, including pens and notebooks during conferences and workshops and bottles of mineral water in parliament. Stealing tissue paper in parliament’s washrooms was his hobby. He had a golden hand in stealing. It is rumored how he stole his wife’s lingerie to hand them over to his string of girlfriends and mistresses. He was mean beyond measure. He never helped the poor…even when he had accounts littered all over Europe, some of which he himself was not aware of. In fact Bwana Mafuta Mahindi Makaburini Wa Mihandarati Bin Impunity stole land, wives etc from the very poor he pretended to be fighting for. He provided drugs to the youth so that they can cause mayhem to protect his own interests.

He practiced tribalism in high definition and wore 3D glasses to spot his fellow tribesmen from as far as a thousand kilometers so that he caould hide there whenever he felt he was being threatened. His world view was defined by his tribal roots. He ate, drunk, slept and woke up tribalism. In other words the only religion he knew of was tribalism. As you can see the government has instructed the grave diggers to dig 10 meters deep so that Bwana Mafuta Mahindi Makaburini wa Mihandarati Bin Impunity will never have a chance of coming out. You never know, being a magician, he may decide to just resurrect. We have 20 bags of cement and 3 trucks of sand and stones to just make sure that the spirit of Bwana Mafuta Mahindi Makaburini wa Mihandarati Bin Impunity will never get a chance of coming out and should that happen we will position 300 policemen to shoot to re-kill his spirit should it be seen hovering around here. We pray to God that Satan will make him the Governor of the Kingdom of Satan as he has the right qualifications for that job

The off springs of Bwana Mafuta Mahindi Makaburini wa Mihandarati Bin Impunity will be screened and those found to have likeness with his behavior will be quarantined forever………..

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