wazua Sun, May 10, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

3 Pages<123>
Magigi's Diary: Dear Lady Wazua Admin.
carygoh
#11 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 1:27:57 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
Magigi wrote:
Dear Lady Wazua Administrator
I came back from safari yesterday only to find that you had ‘usered’ me. But before I delve into the issue of being usered let me tell you how my safari was. The aim of the safari was to go and mbuy ngoats in Wote and Kibwezi. The road from Mayakos town through Wote to Makindu is nyweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ….. Tarmacked, no pot holes and no trucks to shove you around, hassle free. Driving on it feels like what you feel when you eat murenda. If you have not eaten murenda, it is available at Kosewe. You put Murenda in the mouth and before you say ‘Magigi’, it has already been digested and ready to come out!!!

If you don’t know where Wote is, I will tell you. Wote is the capital city of Makueni County. From Mayakos you go south, a distance of about 50.3 kms. That is where I was. Wote is a growing town. But the pace at which it is growing is wonting. You see, I was in a night club and in that night club there was only one prostitute. When I went to book my session, I found that I was number 16. And when I was busy negotiating, some two burly men came. I learnt that they had earlier cancelled their booking and wanted to rebook. Now that is serious trouble. There is not even one single strip club neither is there a red light district! How are folks supposed to survive in an environment like that? At least Machakos County has one strip club in Machakos town…the one situated near the residence of a Bishop. Why it is located there don’t ask me. Go ask him!

Many years back while in South Sudan, The late John Garang came to address his people in Rumbek. One thing I still remember him for is when he talked of the government taking the town to the people rather than people coming to town. The reason why there is an acute shortage of prostitutes in Wote is that the government is not trying to create a good environment which can attract those valued drivers of our economy. This government does not think on its toes. The government should with immediate effect ask some of those K street workers to apply for relocation to Wote. If they are not willing, the government should outsource. Kampala would be a good place to look at. At around 10 pm, that street from Speke hotel up to Garden city is littered with women every day. One would think that every other day around that area is a Women’s International Day…But nay…Those women are trading. I am not even talking about Kabalagala, where tourists pass on their way to munyonyo. Vision 2030 should be looking at the strategies of making the counties more attractive to work and live…Many red light districts!!!

Now back to the main issue…Being usered is neither here nor there. It has not even made me lose my libido. Contrary to reports being spread by @User, my appetite has shot up. Last night I had a sterling performance …My 18.5 inch plough has not even shrunk an inch. My only problem is one and I will illustrate this with the story of a headmaster who was demoted to an ordinary teacher. To punish the teacher more, he was removed from his office and made to share one staffroom with the teachers he was kicking their arses. Poor me…!!!

As best as I know, my thread, Hardtalk: Listen, My President in waiting!had no tribal overtones and I neither share ethnicity with Raila. ODM is my party and as everybody knows, I am a strong supporter of RAO. And in any case I rarely discuss politics. And when I do it is something that I want put right. I am happy probably Raila came out to defend himself against the “Korti bandia” because of my observations. He is yet to respond on what he is going to do about Gor Mahia fans and whether, if he wants to win this election, he should really let Midiwo and Kajwang run riot with their mouths!

About this picture http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...amp;m=265381#post265381 I don’t see anything wrong with it. When I looked at it again I asked my 8 year old son to write 5 sentences about it. And here is what he wrote.
1.The man has been driving a tractor.
2.The owner of the cow has just taken a shower.
3.The cow has a lot of milk which is good for our health.
4.It is brown in color.
5.The man is standing in front of the cow and giving it food. …But before this, he had cancelled something he had written. When I looked at it closely, it read, “The cow is eating the man’s Susu!!!. I had actually not seen that. I think this is what made me be ‘usered’ and I apologise! I can clearly now see through my third eye that the man drilled a hole through the container and the cow is licking salt…which is good for its health. On the other hand I can see the man smiling, which means he is about to come, I mean come to Wote… If only I had seen all these I would not have posted the picture. I know I am now responsible for all those Wazuans who became blind after looking at the picture.

I sincerely apologize from the tip of my dick and am therefore earnestly asking you to restore my rank.

Sincerely yours
Magigi

smile yani una apologize na kuchomelewa at the same time
Think Positive Test Negative
YoungMulla
#12 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 3:28:47 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/14/2012
Posts: 577
Location: Nairobi Kenya
Nice read..
Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
Lolest!
#13 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 4:02:51 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause

What a nice way of diffusing the tension in wazua!

I propose @ magigi to be promoted to 'Senior User'

@magigi, hiyo brain yako jo! Mpaka usingizi umeishaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Magigi
#14 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 5:14:18 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause

What a nice way of diffusing the tension in wazua!

I propose @ magigi to be promoted to 'Senior User'

@magigi, hiyo brain yako jo! Mpaka usingizi umeishaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Lolest
...I hear if you smile more often, you add afew more years to your life. I make sure that I smile and laugh more often...And most of the time when I am not laughing from outside, I laugh inside myself...
aemathenge
#15 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 5:34:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
@Magigi

Take notice that I place on your door step the severe admonishment vested upon me by a very important client who encounterred me laughing out very loudly and the subsequent erractic spasms of laughter that I have had during the course of the day.

Applause Applause
kingfisher
#16 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 7:26:51 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
thankyou @magigi... now i can run off to my nearest pub
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Manyala
#17 Posted : Friday, March 23, 2012 9:19:36 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/8/2011
Posts: 482
Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause

What a nice way of diffusing the tension in wazua!

I propose @ magigi to be promoted to 'Senior User'

@magigi, hiyo brain yako jo! Mpaka usingizi umeishaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Meant 'Senior Usered'?
Magigi
#18 Posted : Saturday, March 24, 2012 2:12:17 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
chemos wrote:
[quote=Magigi]Dear Lady Wazua Administrator



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ati atia....
I am dead.. bwahahahahahaha..


@Chemos...Weeeeee...Sasaaaaa...Mimi siye huyo DickLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Mblue
#19 Posted : Saturday, March 24, 2012 12:28:27 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/3/2011
Posts: 197
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

And how come the photo was not usered like the one for @chemos? Sad
"..one is only poor only if they choose to be.."-Dolly Partron
Magigi
#20 Posted : Tuesday, November 12, 2013 10:50:09 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Ahahaha...@Washiku...What do you say about devolving some of these functions in Nairobi to Wote!!!

Memories!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
3 Pages<123>
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.