Dear Lady Wazua Administrator
I came back from safari yesterday only to find that you had ‘usered’ me. But before I delve into the issue of being usered let me tell you how my safari was. The aim of the safari was to go and mbuy ngoats in Wote and Kibwezi. The road from Mayakos town through Wote to Makindu is nyweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ….. Tarmacked, no pot holes and no trucks to shove you around, hassle free. Driving on it feels like what you feel when you eat murenda. If you have not eaten murenda, it is available at Kosewe. You put Murenda in the mouth and before you say ‘Magigi’, it has already been digested and ready to come out!!!
If you don’t know where Wote is, I will tell you. Wote is the capital city of Makueni County. From Mayakos you go south, a distance of about 50.3 kms. That is where I was. Wote is a growing town. But the pace at which it is growing is wonting. You see, I was in a night club and in that night club there was only one prostitute. When I went to book my session, I found that I was number 16. And when I was busy negotiating, some two burly men came. I learnt that they had earlier cancelled their booking and wanted to rebook. Now that is serious trouble. There is not even one single strip club neither is there a red light district! How are folks supposed to survive in an environment like that? At least Machakos County has one strip club in Machakos town…the one situated near the residence of a Bishop. Why it is located there don’t ask me. Go ask him!
Many years back while in South Sudan, The late John Garang came to address his people in Rumbek. One thing I still remember him for is when he talked of the government taking the town to the people rather than people coming to town. The reason why there is an acute shortage of prostitutes in Wote is that the government is not trying to create a good environment which can attract those valued drivers of our economy. This government does not think on its toes. The government should with immediate effect ask some of those K street workers to apply for relocation to Wote. If they are not willing, the government should outsource. Kampala would be a good place to look at. At around 10 pm, that street from Speke hotel up to Garden city is littered with women every day. One would think that every other day around that area is a Women’s International Day…But nay…Those women are trading. I am not even talking about Kabalagala, where tourists pass on their way to munyonyo. Vision 2030 should be looking at the strategies of making the counties more attractive to work and live…Many red light districts!!!
Now back to the main issue…Being usered is neither here nor there. It has not even made me lose my libido. Contrary to reports being spread by @User, my appetite has shot up. Last night I had a sterling performance …My 18.5 inch plough has not even shrunk an inch. My only problem is one and I will illustrate this with the story of a headmaster who was demoted to an ordinary teacher. To punish the teacher more, he was removed from his office and made to share one staffroom with the teachers he was kicking their arses. Poor me…!!!
As best as I know, my thread,
Hardtalk: Listen, My President in waiting!had no tribal overtones and I neither share ethnicity with Raila. ODM is my party and as everybody knows, I am a strong supporter of RAO. And in any case I rarely discuss politics. And when I do it is something that I want put right. I am happy probably Raila came out to defend himself against the “Korti bandia” because of my observations. He is yet to respond on what he is going to do about Gor Mahia fans and whether, if he wants to win this election, he should really let Midiwo and Kajwang run riot with their mouths!
About this picture
http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...amp;m=265381#post265381 I don’t see anything wrong with it. When I looked at it again I asked my 8 year old son to write 5 sentences about it. And here is what he wrote.
1.The man has been driving a tractor.
2.The owner of the cow has just taken a shower.
3.The cow has a lot of milk which is good for our health.
4.It is brown in color.
5.The man is standing in front of the cow and giving it food. …But before this, he had cancelled something he had written. When I looked at it closely, it read, “The cow is eating the man’s Susu!!!. I had actually not seen that. I think this is what made me be ‘usered’ and I apologise! I can clearly now see through my third eye that the man drilled a hole through the container and the cow is licking salt…which is good for its health. On the other hand I can see the man smiling, which means he is about to come, I mean come to Wote… If only I had seen all these I would not have posted the picture. I know I am now responsible for all those Wazuans who became blind after looking at the picture.
I sincerely apologize from the tip of my dick and am therefore earnestly asking you to restore my rank.
Sincerely yours
Magigi