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SCOOP ON POOP
kiterunner
#11 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 11:58:41 AM
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sicko
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dunkang
#12 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:39:53 PM
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Poop happens. The birds do it, the cows do it - we all do it. But nowadays, instead of seeing it as waste, researchers have been harnessing the power of poop and converting the precious substance into energy, building materials and even back into food (talk about circle of life)!



If there ever was a renewable resource that we have more of than we even know what to do with, it's poop. It's cheap, plentiful and chances are high that we'll never run out of it. But why should you give a sh*t? Well, scientists and engineers are harnessing the power of poo to generate energy, create building materials and even, make food.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

danas10
#13 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:16:20 PM
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@ poopcologist dunkang...mine takes even a week without showing it face. Diagnosis??? Sad Sad Sad


ps...but when it does, it's upper class smile smile

dunkang
#14 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:53:26 PM
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danas10 wrote:
@ poopcologist dunkang...mine takes even a week without showing it face. Diagnosis??? Sad Sad Sad


ps...but when it does, it's upper class smile smile



It is unhealthy not poop.

Poop is meant to be expelled from the body on a somewhat regular basis. Normal can range from 1-3 times per week to 1-3 times per day. Everybody is different to some degree, but regardless of what is considered "normal" for you, nobody can hold poop in the body for more than a week without developing potentially serious health problems.

Without knowing anything about your diet, I can only suggest that you make sure that you are getting plenty of fiber and drinking at least eight glasses of water each day. And you might consider getting a calendar so that you can keep track of how many days have actually passed.

Not unless you live somewhere where pooping services and facilities are on pay-as-you-use basis.

On upper class poops, you must be a serious vegetarian (Herbivore)

Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

The Merchant
#15 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:04:23 PM
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heheheeheheheheehheeeee!!! new
alma
#16 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:34:36 PM
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8. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.


Now what kind of shit is this? And on Monday?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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nostoppingthis
#17 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:20:51 PM
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alma wrote:
Quote:
8. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.


Now what kind of shit is this? And on Monday?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ya guinness!!! na tena nyeusi....

@dunkang, get a degree....I can't believe someone can expound on this topic like this....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Djinn
#18 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:36:53 PM
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Applause this is the ish. One more fact - and this is true. When the US President travels, there is someone to collect his poop. Some countries have been known to analyse heads of states poop to determine if they are ill, taking drugs, etc etc.
dunkang
#19 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:39:32 PM
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alma wrote:
Quote:
8. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.


Now what kind of shit is this? And on Monday?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Something like this



or this

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Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

dunkang
#20 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:41:19 PM
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Djinn wrote:
Applause this is the ish. One more fact - and this is true. When the US President travels, there is someone to collect his poop. Some countries have been known to analyse heads of states poop to determine if they are ill, taking drugs, etc etc.



Thank you for that @ Djinn.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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