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kingfisher
#1151 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 12:08:28 PM
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nesta wrote:
A Luhya man (one DENNIS WANGILA WASIKE), fainted outside Kenchic. A crowd gathered and someone from the crowd said "give him water, he will be fine". Dennis opened one eye and said "toka hapa wewe. Ningetaka maji, ningefaint nje ya Nairobi Water Company" *CopyPaste*


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Njung'e
#1152 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 1:04:23 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
kingfisher wrote:
nesta wrote:
A Luhya man (one DENNIS WANGILA WASIKE), fainted outside Kenchic. A crowd gathered and someone from the crowd said "give him water, he will be fine". Dennis opened one eye and said "toka hapa wewe. Ningetaka maji, ningefaint nje ya Nairobi Water Company" *CopyPaste*


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Eiiieeee!!!Laughing out loudly ....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...Medical bill on you Nesta!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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vinii
#1153 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 7:25:05 AM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
10 ADVANTAGES of Having GUN over WIFE



Advantages of a GUN over WIFE

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Tebes
#1154 Posted : Friday, March 09, 2012 10:57:45 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
C & P.

Call Center Jokes - Computer Support
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.

Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.

Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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mnjoro
#1155 Posted : Friday, March 09, 2012 11:03:26 AM
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Posts: 573
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kingfisher
#1156 Posted : Friday, March 09, 2012 11:06:57 AM
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Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
vinii wrote:
10 ADVANTAGES of Having GUN over WIFE



Advantages of a GUN over WIFE

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun


mimi napenda number nane
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Impunity
#1157 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:14:27 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
@dunkang you have just thrown a stone at central police station,wacha tungoje vile utowekwo user pap!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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nostoppingthis
#1158 Posted : Monday, March 12, 2012 4:10:33 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
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McReggae
#1159 Posted : Monday, March 12, 2012 4:46:02 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
@dunkang you have just thrown a stone at central police station,wacha tungoje vile utowekwo user pap!


......he has survived thus far!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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karqui
#1160 Posted : Monday, March 12, 2012 6:33:25 PM
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Joined: 8/2/2010
Posts: 480
Location: chokoo
John asked a Ahmed :

'Why do your females cover up their body and hair?'
Ahmed smiled and took out 2 sweets, he opened one and kept the other one wrapped.

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He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked John

. 'Now if I ask you to take one of these sweets which one will u choose'?
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John replied: 'The covered one'.
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Then Ahmed says: 'that's how we see and respect our women!
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Yatafakari ya pwani



what a folly they have
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