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SiriKali1
#31 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 3:28:05 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 3/4/2012
Posts: 37
To everyone,

Jameni, iko wapi asbestos? Hata kama ilipigwa marufuku, ni lazima nijikinge from all the fire I am getting.

Intention was not to brag but to gauge if there were tech products you were nuts about. Instead this thread got badly hijacked.

Sawa tu. Flame on! And comparing me to Drunkard? Uchokozi mtupu.
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McReggae
#32 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 3:35:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
.....what I was missing, wa!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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YesuWangu
#33 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:04:02 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/11/2010
Posts: 1,588
SiriKali1 wrote:
To everyone,

Jameni, iko wapi asbestos? Hata kama ilipigwa marufuku, ni lazima nijikinge from all the fire I am getting.

Intention was not to brag but to gauge if there were tech products you were nuts about. Instead this thread got badly hijacked.

Sawa tu. Flame on! And comparing me to Drunkard? Uchokozi mtupu.


LOL. Pole mblo. Laughing out loudly All in good humor. Ok?
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kenmac
#34 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:30:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/26/2009
Posts: 1,793
masukuma wrote:
Elder wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
....I must be very stupid...Why did i place an order for ugali na matumbo?


They have just added roiko ...now it is Ugali & Matumbo 3.0 ....you should have waited ...are you feeling more stupid? smile smile


@Quicksand,
and pliz tell Maina wa Nyama that i like my ugali matumbo bila wire (wireless)

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly matumbo wifi.

I am sure you are regretting buying ordering that matumbo a day before they brought in another cow's matumbo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

sasa hii matumbo wifi ndiyo inashibisha bila kuchokesha mdomo ama? The stomach just says new hardware detected......copying....disk full...hehehehehe
......Ecclesiastes
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MaichBlack
#35 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:46:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,913
kenmac wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Elder wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
....I must be very stupid...Why did i place an order for ugali na matumbo?


They have just added roiko ...now it is Ugali & Matumbo 3.0 ....you should have waited ...are you feeling more stupid? smile smile


@Quicksand,
and pliz tell Maina wa Nyama that i like my ugali matumbo bila wire (wireless)

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly matumbo wifi.

I am sure you are regretting buying ordering that matumbo a day before they brought in another cow's matumbo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

sasa hii matumbo wifi ndiyo inashibisha bila kuchokesha mdomo ama? The stomach just says new hardware detected......copying....disk full...hehehehehe

Sasa wewe ndio bado kuelewa. Mahali @guka hula nyama, sufuria huoshwa na steelwool - also known as "wire" ya kuosha sufuria. Most of the time hawarinse sufuria vizuri na wakati wala nyama yako unapata hizo wire (steelwool). Ukitaka wahahakishe nyama yako haina wire (steelwool) unambia maina alete nyama wireless!!!

Are we together now?
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Njung'e
#36 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:03:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@sirkal,

I bought a combat chopper to fight cockroaches in my house but you know i have never told the world....now i am bragging,am i not?smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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SiriKali1
#37 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:05:24 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 3/4/2012
Posts: 37
To Maich,

Very funny story about nyama waireless.

And to every one else....

I was misunderstood. Here's what I meant to say:

Before making this post I ran a Wazua Google search for mutura and got more than 16,000,000 hits!

Seems there are people on this board interested in the product.

The one that I just bought comes with only lean cuts of meat, soaked in the fresh blood of a lamb and spiced just so.  Yeah, I am that choosy. No mbuzi mzee for me. I asked for just one mutura, but I did treat myself to 2 cold Tuskers each @ Ksh 350. I know I'm getting ripped off but this is my delayed holiday gift for yours truly. 

#11 kwenda kazini for the rest of the month for me.

That super-crisp ngozi ya hiyo mutura though is what's getting rave reviews. By itself, it almost sells the product. The piping hot contents of that great sausage from the slopes was a nice surprise. There were rumors that they could be soggy. 

I hope this new mutura, formerly known as iMutura 3, will have a better stomach-filling performance than my previous mutura, ambayo haikushibisha.

1 hour after eating the previous mutura, I was starving. Man, did I feel stupid!d'oh! 

I am in Kampala right now, but as soon as I get back on the night of March 15, nitaagiza mutura ingine.

I get my baby on March 16.
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Drunkard
#38 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:09:29 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 5/3/2011
Posts: 559
This guy is a typical Kenya living in the West: I know so Kenyans living in Kenya think all the people in the west are up there, first 90% of them do not have a professional Job, they do casual jobs and thats true for sirikali1 and here is why.

1) First anyone rushing to buy an ipad or apple product is an idiot, take me for instance; I have never own a computer or a laptop this is absolutely true because I do not need it, I spend about 10hr a day at work and the people I work for provide a laptop for me so why do I need another laptop for, secondly what time do I have to even use an Ipad.

2) The more you make the more you want to keep, I used to go around shopping when i was getting paid in coins and that is how it is, the people getting paid in coins have the most shit because they do not have brains, I am waiting for IPAD 6 to come out before I buy it, it will be in two years and ipad2 will be worthless then.

3) If you attend a Kenyan faction in USA you'll be surprised, graduations is one of the worst, you find flashly dressed Kenyans giving speeches about how important school is, they have Masters(online) and probably phd(online) but they still get paid in coins and they are telling everyone to be educated!

4)So mr Sirikali1 if you're in US and you get paid in coins sorry, style up!
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kenmac
#39 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:15:45 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/26/2009
Posts: 1,793
MaichBlack wrote:
kenmac wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Elder wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
....I must be very stupid...Why did i place an order for ugali na matumbo?


They have just added roiko ...now it is Ugali & Matumbo 3.0 ....you should have waited ...are you feeling more stupid? smile smile


@Quicksand,
and pliz tell Maina wa Nyama that i like my ugali matumbo bila wire (wireless)

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly matumbo wifi.

I am sure you are regretting buying ordering that matumbo a day before they brought in another cow's matumbo!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

sasa hii matumbo wifi ndiyo inashibisha bila kuchokesha mdomo ama? The stomach just says new hardware detected......copying....disk full...hehehehehe

Sasa wewe ndio bado kuelewa. Mahali @guka hula nyama, sufuria huoshwa na steelwool - also known as "wire" ya kuosha sufuria. Most of the time hawarinse sufuria vizuri na wakati wala nyama yako unapata hizo wire (steelwool). Ukitaka wahahakishe nyama yako haina wire (steelwool) unambia maina alete nyama wireless!!!

Are we together now?

kabisa. Sasa nangonjea graduation.
......Ecclesiastes
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nostoppingthis
#40 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:23:36 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
MaichBlack wrote:
slickyoz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Sasa hii duo core chips ndio imepikwa na transformer oil ama ni nini jameni?

samaki HD!

...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly you can't separate wazuans with food..From matumbo wireless>>....wifi>>...samaki HD>>...chapati 3D

Chapati 3D is a serious matter. Just ask guys who went to K.U. Apparently chapati za huko zilikuwa 2D! Inabidi ukule chapo 12 - Na ni breakfast!!!


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