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@ Pariah,it may be that your synthesis (ok comprehension skills) are handicapped, not fully but significantly. You see, Pariah, I always ask "what's in a name?"
After reading what I wrought (literary kukamua) in drunken stupor, you still maintain that I despise ushago and that I have been bred in town, even after I told you I know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. You also think that I use what as a yardstick for language skills.
Being a good morning, let's get back to Harry Thuku road. That's where KBC is found.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Spend.thrift wrote:@ Pariah,it may be that your synthesis (ok comprehension skills) are handicapped, not fully but significantly. You see, Pariah, I always ask "what's in a name?"
After reading what I wrought (literary kukamua) in drunken stupor, you still maintain that I despise ushago and that I have been bred in town, even after I told you I know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. You also think that I use what as a yardstick for language skills.
Being a good morning, let's get back to Harry Thuku road. That's where KBC is found.
Asi!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833
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Spend.thrift wrote:@ Pariah,it may be that your synthesis (ok comprehension skills) are handicapped, not fully but significantly. You see, Pariah, I always ask "what's in a name?"
After reading what I wrought (literary kukamua) in drunken stupor, you still maintain that I despise ushago and that I have been bred in town, even after I told you I know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. You also think that I use what as a yardstick for language skills.
Being a good morning, let's get back to Harry Thuku road. That's where KBC is found.
what is this obsession with tissue paper? Hata Kibera ni town you know
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Spend.thrift wrote:pariah wrote:Magigi wrote:pariah wrote:Spend.thrift wrote:pariah wrote:Euge wrote:[quote=Jump-steady]@Magigi, that clown called Nyambane got a job there a while ago. What are his qualifications?
He is a KU drop out. he went back and completed his degree, thats where/when he met wife no 2... Pariah, more like he completed his (undergraduate studies). That english. I can bet my mandibles that you are either 23 years of age having come from ushago somewhere in Pap Onditi to Nairobi or that you belong to the fourth estate. Reminds me of one of the many female media jokes who reported on the plight of students who cheated in the 2011 KCSE exams and couldn't get their results after " clearing school". With pangas, slashers or arson?? i mean what did they use to clear their schools? @spend.thrift thanks for the correction, grammar is important and I personally find reading badly constructed material annoying. In this case you seem rather pedantic because in in an informal forum like this you cant be too careful. In the height of reddykyulass Nyambane dropped out of school so I posted to inform that he went back to complete his studies..... Drunkard might do with help for his posts though if you have enough time to correct his posts.You got the mashambani bit right but missed my age by 5 years. I went to a good high school and I can assure you 'born taos' like you were not always better at English (or anything else). I am not a scribe either but thanks for guessing Are you a primary school teacher? I would like my kids to learn English from someone like you.[/quote] ...Aya, let the spurring begin...I am out of here!!! @magigi its true Drunkard can do with a hand with his English and I have great respect for primary school teachers, @ Magigi, do not take this too seriously. I don't walk around with a dictionary and that columnist Professor is not related to me in any way. Has he written any books? @ Pariah, I am not a "born town". In fact I know how to climb trees, how to kill a snake, I have walkde on dew barefoot and know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. I even know how to communicate with cows using some strenge whistling technique and to cap it I know how to run after chicken, how to dress it and hand it over to the "girls". I have a mix of ushago, town life and life out of Kenya, Africa actually. And I don't believe there is anything like a good high school- although you may have meant one in which lab equipment is tangible as opposed to being illustrated in the text books or blackboard. But I believe in good students, mostly because I saw students from some of the "good" high schools have a very tough time at university while most if not all from "banale" schools walked through easily as if it was a Sunday morning. I also speak and write better English that any two random Englishmen or women combined- I need to mention that I speak very good swahili too and of course three other kenyan "tongues". My caucasian colleagues (including two Britons) used to enlist my services to proof read reports and sensitive correspondence, including emails. Back to Drunkard. I wouldn't worried too much about someone who acknowldges being drunk. I too don't walk in a straight line when drunk. Lastly I respect primary school teachers but I am not one, although I have trained adults at one time or another. The offsprings of a goat are called kids. Goats are way brighter than sheep although sheep are much smarter than goldfish. Whatever you do, please do not attempt to get INto any height. You may try being AT the top of it though. Now this is very important. I had bet my mandibles but since I got it wrong on the age, I beg you to let me keep them because I cannot imagine life without getheri, which unlike rice, needs chewing. My empty mbeer mbotolo. Back to Harry Thuku Road. Pap Onditi? The irony.... He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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guys give 10k a break! or maybe he is one of KBC employeesi.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833
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Elder wrote:Spend.thrift wrote:pariah wrote:Magigi wrote:pariah wrote:Spend.thrift wrote:pariah wrote:Euge wrote:[quote=Jump-steady]@Magigi, that clown called Nyambane got a job there a while ago. What are his qualifications?
He is a KU drop out. he went back and completed his degree, thats where/when he met wife no 2... Pariah, more like he completed his (undergraduate studies). That english. I can bet my mandibles that you are either 23 years of age having come from ushago somewhere in Pap Onditi to Nairobi or that you belong to the fourth estate. Reminds me of one of the many female media jokes who reported on the plight of students who cheated in the 2011 KCSE exams and couldn't get their results after " clearing school". With pangas, slashers or arson?? i mean what did they use to clear their schools? @spend.thrift thanks for the correction, grammar is important and I personally find reading badly constructed material annoying. In this case you seem rather pedantic because in in an informal forum like this you cant be too careful. In the height of reddykyulass Nyambane dropped out of school so I posted to inform that he went back to complete his studies..... Drunkard might do with help for his posts though if you have enough time to correct his posts.You got the mashambani bit right but missed my age by 5 years. I went to a good high school and I can assure you 'born taos' like you were not always better at English (or anything else). I am not a scribe either but thanks for guessing Are you a primary school teacher? I would like my kids to learn English from someone like you.[/quote] ...Aya, let the spurring begin...I am out of here!!! @magigi its true Drunkard can do with a hand with his English and I have great respect for primary school teachers, @ Magigi, do not take this too seriously. I don't walk around with a dictionary and that columnist Professor is not related to me in any way. Has he written any books? @ Pariah, I am not a "born town". In fact I know how to climb trees, how to kill a snake, I have walkde on dew barefoot and know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. I even know how to communicate with cows using some strenge whistling technique and to cap it I know how to run after chicken, how to dress it and hand it over to the "girls". I have a mix of ushago, town life and life out of Kenya, Africa actually. And I don't believe there is anything like a good high school- although you may have meant one in which lab equipment is tangible as opposed to being illustrated in the text books or blackboard. But I believe in good students, mostly because I saw students from some of the "good" high schools have a very tough time at university while most if not all from "banale" schools walked through easily as if it was a Sunday morning. I also speak and write better English that any two random Englishmen or women combined- I need to mention that I speak very good swahili too and of course three other kenyan "tongues". My caucasian colleagues (including two Britons) used to enlist my services to proof read reports and sensitive correspondence, including emails. Back to Drunkard. I wouldn't worried too much about someone who acknowldges being drunk. I too don't walk in a straight line when drunk. Lastly I respect primary school teachers but I am not one, although I have trained adults at one time or another. The offsprings of a goat are called kids. Goats are way brighter than sheep although sheep are much smarter than goldfish. Whatever you do, please do not attempt to get INto any height. You may try being AT the top of it though. Now this is very important. I had bet my mandibles but since I got it wrong on the age, I beg you to let me keep them because I cannot imagine life without getheri, which unlike rice, needs chewing. My empty mbeer mbotolo. Back to Harry Thuku Road. Pap Onditi? The irony.... the expression nyani haoni kundule comes to mind
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Wendz wrote:From KBC and the rot to "English grammar class"... heheheheh i love wazua!
There is one soul i am really pitying in KBC! Mary Bridge?  Portfolio: Sold
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