...Just listening to parliament and Kenya Broadcasting Corporation is on the spot...
Issues...
1. Managers demanding sex from ladies or else...
2. Incompetent managers who don't have the right qualifications.

@Impunity
...Who are these managers managers wanting to reap where they did not prant?
...Who are these incompetent managers who don't have the right qualifications.

Does wife number 2 also have a job there?

There are 7 managers for every 2 employees in KBC

He is a KU drop out.

Pariah, more like he completed his (undergraduate studies). That english. I can bet my mandibles that you are either 23 years of age having come from ushago somewhere in Pap Onditi to Nairobi or that you belong to the fourth estate. Reminds me of one of the many female media jokes who reported on the plight of students who cheated in the 2011 KCSE exams and couldn't get their results after "clearing school".

With pangas, slashers or arson?? i mean what did they use to clear their schools?

From KBC and the rot to "English grammar class"... heheheheh i love wazua!

There is one soul i am really pitying in KBC!

Yeah @Spendthrift and not @Pariah
...Great...But I guess 'completed' is used correctly in the context of talking about the 'comedian'. He left college half way through his course.So he did not complete his studies. What is wrong with @Pariah saying he went back and completed his degree, thats where/when he met wife no 2...
He are some definitions of "Complete"
(a.) Finished; ended; concluded; completed; as, the edifice is complete.
(v. t.) To bring to a state in which there is no deficiency; to perfect; to consummate; to accomplish; to fulfill; to finish; as, to complete a task, or a poem; to complete a course of education.http://thinkexist.com/dictionary/meaning/complete/

...How do you think @Pariah ought to have put it? If you read Phillip Ochieng's column on Sunday(and I hope you are not the one...Heard he walks around with a Websters dictionary) you must have realized he uses words that are not in the English language but still we can understand what he means. I still think "He cleared school" if used figuratively is correct...Anyway back to KBC and the sex escapades of the Managers...

...He ain't going nowhere!!! He has the right qualifications. Some parliamentarians were even saying that that sports guy (Nyakundi) who was shown the door should be recalled...
...And I thought KBC was a training ground for journalists on transit...!!!
...Why are KBC journalists not celebs ama ni kwa sababu wanaishi mutundwa

@spend.thrift thanks for the correction, grammar is important and I personally find reading badly constructed material annoying. In this case you seem rather pedantic because in in an informal forum like this you cant be too careful. In the height of reddykyulass Nyambane dropped out of school so I posted to inform that he went back to complete his studies..... Drunkard might do with help for his posts though if you have enough time to correct his posts.

You got the mashambani bit right but missed my age by 5 years. I went to a good high school and I can assure you 'born taos' like you were not always better at English (or anything else). I am not a scribe either but thanks for guessing

Are you a primary school teacher? I would like my kids to learn English from someone like you.[/quote]

...Aya, let the spurring begin...I am out of here!!!

@ Magigi, do not take this too seriously. I don't walk around with a dictionary and that columnist Professor is not related to me in any way. Has he written any books?

@ Pariah, I am not a "born town". In fact I know how to climb trees, how to kill a snake, I have walkde on dew barefoot and know which leaves are a good substitute for tissue paper. I even know how to communicate with cows using some strenge whistling technique and to cap it I know how to run after chicken, how to dress it and hand it over to the "girls". I have a mix of ushago, town life and life out of Kenya, Africa actually. And I don't believe there is anything like a good high school- although you may have meant one in which lab equipment is tangible as opposed to being illustrated in the text books or blackboard. But I believe in good students, mostly because I saw students from some of the "good" high schools have a very tough time at university while most if not all from "banale" schools walked through easily as if it was a Sunday morning.

I also speak and write better English that any two random Englishmen or women combined- I need to mention that I speak very good swahili too and of course three other kenyan "tongues". My caucasian colleagues (including two Britons) used to enlist my services to proof read reports and sensitive correspondence, including emails.

Back to Drunkard. I wouldn't worried too much about someone who acknowldges being drunk. I too don't walk in a straight line when drunk.

Lastly I respect primary school teachers but I am not one, although I have trained adults at one time or another. The offsprings of a goat are called kids. Goats are way brighter than sheep although sheep are much smarter than goldfish.

Whatever you do, please do not attempt to get INto any height. You may try being AT the top of it though.

Now this is very important. I had bet my mandibles but since I got it wrong on the age, I beg you to let me keep them because I cannot imagine life without getheri, which unlike rice, needs chewing.

My empty mbeer mbotolo.

Back to Harry Thuku Road.