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Insurgent
#1 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:00:49 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/6/2010
Posts: 594
This thread is dedicated to Users only. Anyone else trying to break into the club will be in big trouble. So, respect the conditions here.

This club is for hardened criminals, like Industrial area block E.

So, buddies, what crime did you do to become a 'User' of state facilities at inda?

Am still waiting for charges but I suspect I used the F word when I asked, what is a balance sheet and the ans was 'a shit that balances'



F is for Fantasy.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

chemos
#2 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:06:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Kumbe ni wewe ulikuwa Block D ukipiga Nduru wasikufinye sana.....

Enyewe we should call Njoka to intervene for us...
Njung'e
#3 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:08:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Guka here to visit inmates.
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FancyFace
#4 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:11:07 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 743
Insurgent wrote:
This thread is dedicated to Users only. Anyone else trying to break into the club will be in big trouble. So, respect the conditions here.

This club is for hardened criminals, like Industrial area block E.

So, buddies, what crime did you do to become a 'User' of state facilities at inda?

Am still waiting for charges but I suspect I used the F word when I asked, what is a balance sheet and the ans was 'a shit that balances'


F is for Fantasy.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly *morgue pap!

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
dossy7
#5 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:14:26 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 1,493
Location: Nairobi
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Insurgent
#6 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:33:34 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/6/2010
Posts: 594
@Admin, please make the above members to be users so that they can be allowed to contribute here. It is inhuman to mock people who are behind bars.

In Block D, murderers and violent criminals are visited once in a year and block E are visited on Sundays alone, so no visiting this thread except on Sundays alone.

I thought I was alone heresmile .

Chemos, what did you do?

Do you know what Mululu is?


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

chemos
#7 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:44:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Insurgent wrote:
@Admin, please make the above members to be users so that they can be allowed to contribute here. It is inhuman to mock people who are behind bars.

In Block D, murderers and violent criminals are visited once in a year and block E are visited on Sundays alone, so no visiting this thread except on Sundays alone.

I thought I was alone heresmile .

Chemos, what did you do?

Do you know what Mululu is?



I am being accused of putting a man behind a cow and not a cow infront of a man..Sad Sad

Nakuambia last week yote sikuoga...sikuwa nataka mtu aangushe sabuni halafu nielezwe nichukue...
viroboto nazo ndio hizo zimenimumunya kama kimuny...

Sasa huyu Mululu ni Ocambo wa huku??
Insurgent
#8 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:58:31 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/6/2010
Posts: 594
chemos wrote:
Insurgent wrote:

Chemos, what did you do?

Do you know what Mululu is?



I am being accused of putting a man behind a cow and not a cow infront of a man..Sad Sad

Nakuambia last week yote sikuoga...sikuwa nataka mtu aangushe sabuni halafu nielezwe nichukue...
viroboto nazo ndio hizo zimenimumunya kama kimuny...

Sasa huyu Mululu ni Ocambo wa huku??


Mululu is that deep aluminium container used for Ugali and Sukuma soap.

Ati you put what? You are also daring. Anyway, if the 'User' punishment was not there, you know the other option is hanging.

Let us join the Church choir and get saved, you never know Parole might be granted sooner than later.

For Jesus so loved the world, that he gave his only son to be killed to save mankind. Say Emen.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

chemos
#9 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 4:03:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Insurgent wrote:
chemos wrote:
Insurgent wrote:

Chemos, what did you do?

Do you know what Mululu is?



I am being accused of putting a man behind a cow and not a cow infront of a man..Sad Sad

Nakuambia last week yote sikuoga...sikuwa nataka mtu aangushe sabuni halafu nielezwe nichukue...
viroboto nazo ndio hizo zimenimumunya kama kimuny...

Sasa huyu Mululu ni Ocambo wa huku??


Mululu is that deep aluminium container used for Ugali and Sukuma soap.

Ati you put what? You are also daring. Anyway, if the 'User' punishment was not there, you know the other option is hanging.

Let us join the Church choir and get saved, you never know Parole might be granted sooner than later.

For Jesus so loved the world, that he gave his only son to be killed to save mankind. Say Emen.



AMINA...
Impunity
#10 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 4:04:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
So when was @Insurgent usered?
I think from the anti-RAO missiles he used to fire daily.
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