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Marty
#51 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:17:04 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Drool
@Marty should be a guest of the state for imagining "broken legs"

hata paka mzee anakunywa maziwa....hata hivyo @Marty has a right kuvunja mguu while a guest of the state ...


You know I asked innocently coz am yet to see what chemos did to warrant usering. It reminds me of an incident when I took my young daughter to shags and she saw something she has never seen and innocently asked me why a jogoo has to chase a hen to ninio. She was of the opinion that the jogoo should use a bit of diplomacy and talk nicely to the hen..

Poor me I told her that the art of making strong eggs requires the chase so as to build relevant energy volumes for a strong chick thereafter....
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Impunity
#52 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:40:05 AM
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Location: Masada
Marty wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Drool
@Marty should be a guest of the state for imagining "broken legs"

hata paka mzee anakunywa maziwa....hata hivyo @Marty has a right kuvunja mguu while a guest of the state ...


You know I asked innocently coz am yet to see what chemos did to warrant usering. It reminds me of an incident when I took my young daughter to shags and she saw something she has never seen and innocently asked me why a jogoo has to chase a hen to ninio. She was of the opinion that the jogoo should use a bit of diplomacy and talk nicely to the hen..

Poor me I told her that the art of making strong eggs requires the chase so as to build relevant energy volumes for a strong chick thereafter....


What happens if you apply the same hypothesis to human beings?Why would a jamaa "chase" a mama?
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MaichBlack
#53 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 10:03:48 AM
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vinii wrote:
i saw the offending post - a man was standing behind a cow...i shall not say more lest am deemed an accomplice by admin and lose my brand new status ..

I saw the post too! Only that it was not a cow. It was a donkey. Remember that fellow in Zimbabwe who told the judge he had fallen in love with a donkey. Chemos choose to tell a similar story only that instead of using words, he used a picture!!! I don't want to join him in Nyayo House, so I will end my story there.

By the way, someone actually told him and I quote "Chemos, you have chosen the fastest route to being usered!".
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chemos
#54 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:20:48 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
vinii wrote:
i saw the offending post - a man was standing behind a cow...i shall not say more lest am deemed an accomplice by admin and lose my brand new status ..

I saw the post too! Only that it was not a cow. It was a donkey. Remember that fellow in Zimbabwe who told the judge he had fallen in love with a donkey. Chemos choose to tell a similar story only that instead of using words, he used a picture!!! I don't want to join him in Nyayo House, so I will end my story there.

By the way, someone actually told him and I quote "Chemos, you have chosen the fastest route to being usered!".



Haaaaiiii... sio mimi!!!!Shame on you Shame on you
Impunity
#55 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:39:31 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
vinii wrote:
i saw the offending post - a man was standing behind a cow...i shall not say more lest am deemed an accomplice by admin and lose my brand new status ..

I saw the post too! Only that it was not a cow. It was a donkey. Remember that fellow in Zimbabwe who told the judge he had fallen in love with a donkey. Chemos choose to tell a similar story only that instead of using words, he used a picture!!! I don't want to join him in Nyayo House, so I will end my story there.

By the way, someone actually told him and I quote "Chemos, you have chosen the fastest route to being usered!".


Pictures really user very fast.
Infact if all the things akina @Njunge says here could be picturised then we could be having 1,000 USERS.
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Njung'e
#56 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:41:17 PM
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I don't get it.What's wrong with a man standing behind a cow or donkey?...Suppose Chemos' man was standing infront of the cow/donkey,would he have been usered?....sipati picha!
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bwenyenye
#57 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:44:46 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
I don't get it.What's wrong with standing behind a cow or donkey?...Suppose Chemos' man was standing infront of the cow/donkey,would he have been usered....sipati picha!


Hata mimi sioni shida iko wapi!!!! @ Chemos, since you have lost it anyway Sad Sad , just elaborate what happenned... there is no rank for SUB USER smile smile smile
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nostoppingthis
#58 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 12:56:09 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I don't get it.What's wrong with standing behind a cow or donkey?...Suppose Chemos' man was standing infront of the cow/donkey,would he have been usered....sipati picha!


Hata mimi sioni shida iko wapi!!!! @ Chemos, since you have lost it anyway Sad Sad , just elaborate what happenned... there is no rank for SUB USER smile smile smile


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Magigi
#59 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 1:00:12 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
I don't get it.What's wrong with standing behind a cow or donkey?...Suppose Chemos' man was standing infront of the cow/donkey,would he have been usered....sipati picha!


Hata mimi sioni shida iko wapi!!!! @ Chemos, since you have lost it anyway Sad Sad , just elaborate what happenned... there is no rank for SUB USER smile smile smile


If the man was standing infront of the cow like this @Chemos would not have been usered. We should learn from past mistakes!!!

mlefu
#60 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 1:08:23 PM
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Lady admin must have felt ashamed of a fellow sister who must have gone through alot of research on landing gears only to end so near yet too far behind... the tail might sue for mistaken identity
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