@Djinn. This is interesting.
I have never midwifed a cat. But my first career was as a herds boy and I midwifed cows and goats several times. I also learned how to weave ropes, catch moles and make 'mutego was kihiuko.'
I can also make you a kiondo (learned from my mother) and I am sure I still remember how to knit and crotchet - my female cousins to blame for that one. However I put down my foot at braiding hair.
Meanwhile I have walked on fire, done the Haka and run nine marathons. Have you?
And, oh yes, I have smoked ganja from three continents (but do I say?).
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)