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My jirani has just bought a Range Rover Vogue HSE
Marty
#31 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 12:40:07 PM
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What would u have said or done if the reverse happened; i.e. your neighbour all of a sudden sold his car, was unable to pay fees for kids etc??
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#32 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 12:56:49 PM
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@Ms Kenya - good reminder. Life is interesting, but mostly it's your attitude that changes a bad situation into a good one. Look it not as being overtaken, but as being challenged.

No one really ever needs any car above 3000cc for personal use - not even presidents!! If you take it as a challenge and if it helps you feel fulfilled, just work hard and get the 3.0 diesel RR or LR Discovery at the most - no use getting the 4.6 - no point at all!! - only impressive when it roars (and sends your HARD-EARNED cash into the exhaust!!) - of course if it isn't hard-earned cash, you can get the 4.6 and waste it!!
Kaka M
#33 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 1:09:02 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.

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@ Jaggernaut, kwani u haven't heard that vehicle was financed with proceeds from sale of his house. Then he got into an agreement with the owner since the new owner is in the diaspora he is now a tenant in his former house. Imagine parking such a big in a rented house. When the owner comes he will be moving to the Sq. Na huyu ndiye anakuweka wasiwasi??!!!

Mtu Biz
#34 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 2:21:48 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:

Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.


When i read spring into action i was not expecting this!

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jaggernaut
#35 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 2:36:40 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.


@kusadikika

Did you mean to say that even 'Louis the pest' has a Range Rover kwa parking?
bwenyenye
#36 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 3:21:18 PM
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Get a movie titled 'The Jonese's ' . you will understand a lot of things about the rat race.

But I still do not get why it is bothering you to the point of considering moving!!!!
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Magigi
#37 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 3:31:39 PM
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If you drive a Probox, go to a junkyard and retrieve a "junked" Probox...Ask the wielder near you to join the two and you will have a limousine...And the owner of the Range Rover will be envious of your new model!!!
2012
#38 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 6:13:40 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
The 4600cc V8 RR Vogue that jirani has is the same beast that Wayne Rooney drives. And it costs much more than the RR sport.


Chief, where do you live!!!
Pesa ya campaign imeanza kutiririka...

BBI will solve it
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Drunkard
#39 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2012 6:25:30 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.


I actually like this, it is a call using every tool at your disposal to destroy your opponent, it is a well thought out strategy and it does work very well!
slickyoz
#40 Posted : Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:07:42 AM
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Magigi wrote:
If you drive a Probox, go to a junkyard and retrieve a "junked" Probox...Ask the wielder near you to join the two and you will have a limousine...And the owner of the Range Rover will be envious of your new model!!!


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very creative..2 probox combined DuoBox
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