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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 9:08:13 PM
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My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who between the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I been trying to punch above my weight? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.
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ali
#2 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:12:18 PM
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Vanity. Let your neighbour be. And you, thank God for what you have and what is coming.
I park my vehicles and use train monday to friday, what will my jiranis say? I don't care. Neither do they have time to think such.
For in him (Jesus) we live and move and have our being-Acts 17:28
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Apple Bees
#3 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:22:21 PM
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@ali, you use train to work?
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TiggerTiggy
#4 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:42:21 PM
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ever read the desiderata?
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essyk
#5 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 1:03:13 AM
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smh! lol. don't you worry.when the toyota grows it will become a range. Keep hoping.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Kusadikika
#6 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:01:01 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.
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Seq Lu
#7 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 3:12:42 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.


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Lolest!
#8 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 6:53:31 AM
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What else does he own?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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jaggernaut
#9 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 8:37:58 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My neighbour has just got himself a KBR Range Rover Vogue HSE and now my Toyota looks like a toy. So who among the two of us is living in the wrong neighbourhood. Have I bitten more than I can chew? Or is it time for him to move to a house on a half acre plot.


Time to spring into action my brother. To your wife and children this mans character needs to be shredded to pieces. All his vices must be exposed and made plain for all to see.

All his virtues if he has any should be revealed for what they really are...... smokescreens for his hideous, cunning, conniving, diabolical, skirt chasing good for nothing, financially senseless idiot. Stories of how his mother is being treated for jiggers in her home village while the "rich" son shows off his HSE must now come to the fore.

His fight for his life as he battles end stage renal failure and diabetes must now be made known. All in all make sure that every time your wife and children see that HSE next door let them think, "Woie!!! poor neighbour, we are so much better off than him." as they treat him with kindness and pity.


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otienosmall
#10 Posted : Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:16:11 AM
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When your neighbor buys a cow and you like it, the wise thing to do is to strategize on how to get yourself one…..NKT!!……http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=17157
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