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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Njung'e wrote:A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy.  @guka...
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/4/2008 Posts: 1,289 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Kizito is a dude from the slopes of Mt Elgon.....very new to Nairobi....He actually found himself here for studies.It's been long and so a friend takes him to a downtown brothel....His eyes fall for a brown good looking sl**.It happens she is a Slopian....off they go.Kizito tries to kiss the sl** to try and raise his bars....The lady responds by pushing him off and telling him,...."Washana na mudomo wangu.Hapo ni mahari pangu pa kupitishia shakura" Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Njung'e wrote:A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy. Ndatheka nginya nda mea!!!! haki simumuwashe....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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This one is recycled but nonetheless
...Odiero is chewing a jungu along the beach. The jungu is on top and is busy sucking Odieoro's ninio...Then he spots a shark coming towards their direction and starts shouting; "baby sack, baby sack, baby sack.... The Jungu on hearing that sucks the more as the shark grabs Odiero's legs...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Njung'e wrote:A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy. haki wewe ni mzii tu sana gathee!!!! nimesheka yangu yote! I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Reminds me of a lakeside guy looking for Odongo's house in Kibera...
Lakeside guy: "Natafuta nyumba ya udongo"
Guy assisting with directions: "Lakini hii nyumba yote ni ya udongo!!!"
Lakeside guy: "Unasema ukweli!!!! Odongo nanunua nyumba hii yote....!!! eiii, omera, si yeye ni tajiri!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Kizito does not give up....just if....He stretches his hands and tries to reach for the "dashboard".The lady responds by pushing his hands off and tells him,"Washana na matiti yangu.Hiyo ni shakura ya watoto wangu" Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/9/2009 Posts: 1,262
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reminds me of my neighbour back in the day.
Asked where he was the previous day (he had been to the ASK show)
"Nirikuwa nimepereka bibi na watoto choo.."
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