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carygoh		#171 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 1:59:56 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703		kenmac wrote: essyk wrote: That man earns as much as5k a day working on people's farms but as soon as he gets paid his next stop is the local pub. 5k a day for farm labour? Kwani anapalilia bangi? Ama ni kazi gani hiyo Think Positive Test Negative
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mozenrat		#172 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 4:56:28 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/18/2008 Posts: 796		ali wrote: Guys, wacheni uchokozi. I'm from Muranga, my wife from nyeri. She's never beaten me You're actually perpetuating the Stereotype... No one (from Nyeri or wherever) dare raises his hand against a Muranga man.. thats the home of Mungiki for chrissake..
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story teller		#173 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 7:25:11 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/25/2010 Posts: 415		This is just hilarious..don't lynch me please.. Offer! Offer! Marry one Nyeri lady and get five free!! This offer comes with a free gun,helmet,karate/kungfu lessons,first aid kit. No dowry,instead you get 100k. Ka msimamo! No hurry,stocks are in plenty..Terms and conditions apply.disclaimer:kutazama manzi wa nyeri ni kutazama kichapo. It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
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masukuma		#174 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 8:04:02 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		Kihangeri wrote: vinii wrote: TiggerTiggy wrote: maendeleo ya wanaume declare 1 week fast. from monday to friday all kenyan men should not eat diner at home, kula hotelli. sadly yet another victim in nakuru. dude was badly burnt doh you kula hotelini then head home alone only to find water boiling at the stove - utalala kweli !!! This Nyeri Men should rise up and do what Wangu wa Makeri and her women were done. Then Men from Nyeri can lead their families again. This however is possible only if they men decide not to go drinking for at least a month, land continuously and women there would be expecting new arrivals at the same time 270 days later by which time men would come up with new rules and conditions for their wives and in-laws. Cheap liquor bars and outlets should also be eliminated from the area. SOME OF THE BEEF IS THAT WOMEN WANT THEM TO DO EXACTLY WHAT MEN DID TO WOMEN DURING WANGU WA MAKERI - BUT MEN HAVE BEEN EMASCULATED BY POMBE. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Wakanyugi		#175 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 8:23:29 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635		Nyerist – someone who supports women beating their men Anti-Nyeri activist – a crusader for victims rights Kunyerika – kuchapwa na mke Nyerire – a woman who believes in beating men and is a supporter of nyerere philosophy of socialism Njeri – a woman from Nyeri Kunyerishwa – equivalent of being nyoroshwad by your wife Nyericologist – a doctor who treats victims of Nyeri-ism especially those who are mentally disturbed Nyeri-ism – violent tendencies to the male species Nyeriberi – a mix of a Nyeri woman and a nyaribari woman (also tough male beaters) Nyeriberry – Wah!! The new device of choice for all… nyeriberry with application for tracking , smaching and nyorochaing….. Nyerious – that serious look that says “ kama hunifendi nitakuua” Nyeberious – be rebellious towards being beaten by Nyeri women Pilau Nyeri – the rice given to male victims of Nyeri women as they recover in hospital Nyeri-spora (DIASPORA) – Nyeri women from overseas returning to beat the remaining men Nyeri-cho - a part of Jericho dominated by Nyeri women Tom & Nyeri - a violent cartoon series in Nyeri TV Nyeri-go-round - men being beaten in turn or a chamaa of women who save up to beat men Nyericonomics – the art of pooling together funds to raise money for hosii when you are beaten Eco-nyering – when you are beaten by natural materials eg cypress canes “ my name is Rucy Wangeci flom Nyeri. I want to lequest the song “man down” by lihana to go out to my husband Njoro in Nyeri hospital ward 28, message being……………” wacha fombe” *"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."* (Niels Bohr)
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Wa_ithaka		#176 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 9:15:11 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/7/2010 Posts: 1,279 Location: nbi		Vinii-tiga uhii The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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masukuma		#177 Posted : Monday, February 20, 2012 9:57:03 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		Spotted some where in Nyeri! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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pariah		#178 Posted : Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:55:47 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833		nostoppingthis wrote: alustaadh wrote: Robinhood wrote: I read today that the bashed Guy is only 22 but has been married 4 six years. kwani alioa akiwa primo? or is this another wambui mbugua situation? in which case it would be somewhat understandable. hata emillio alivunjwa mkono wakati mmoja That dent on EMK's forehead, ni mdomo ya zile birika za chuma ama?
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pariah		#179 Posted : Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:08:54 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833		wanyuru wrote: ....and there was that fool who was willing to sell his kidney to raise money to pay dowry for a lady from Nyeri...halafu upate kameundwa kama huyu jamaa!! lol hamna huruma hata kidogo
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pariah		#180 Posted : Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:31:07 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833		Njung'e wrote: Lolest! wrote: sanity wrote: Magigi wrote: TiggerTiggy wrote: eiish these women are too much. they are either bashing their men to smitherings or inviting chinesse men to service them. tunaomba serikali iingilie hii maneno ...Serikali itaingilia aje when it is facing the same problem? he he he!! who is your mother? Watu nakula gituruthua ama? Kenmac thinks Nyeri ladies should be renamed Alshabibi....and that the Ga'ment should provide all Nyeri men with combat gear ....and the house on the hill will have Al-Shabibi 1. i have laughed so hard, EMK amemulikwa kweli on this thread, what if PM 's Al shabibi was from Nyeri? the guy would have so many dents kama sticker ya windscreen, a new one for every month coz madam is maduong (big)
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