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Rank: Member Joined: 12/4/2007 Posts: 313
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Saw this offer on a crazy daily and thought it was funny
VALENTINE OFFER!!!!
Marry 1 lady from Nyeri county and get a chance to win a brand new AK47 for controlling her.Hurry! sms now,the more you sms the more your chances increase
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Kihangeri wrote:QW25091985 wrote:the woman beatin nyeri men sensless !  From all angles, this is not a woman. It is a man in a womans clothing. Surely, how do you expect a man to rise up to the occasion when attempting to land on this man-woman? Unless you are under influence of something stronger than Guiness, I see no other way.  Kihangeri we umefyatu Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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chris79 wrote:Conversations likely to be heard in nyeri bars around…
Kamau:.weh weh! Nakuabia bibi yangu ni wale wabaya,ata nafikiria nyanya yake arikua anapigana fietnam
NJOROGE:wewe shukuru mungu,kamahujawai gongwo na nyina wa joki mpaka unaona marudu rudu,yani
kuona dim dim.
Kariuki: weee ,ma ya ngai AKI YA MUNGU bibi yangu si ati anajua vita,
yeye mwenyewe dio vita,naonangaa kikuja sura. .nakaribia murango
NJUGUNA:wewe uligongwa lini ya mwisho,juu mi jana nimegongwa kama darama ya wakurino. .
kinyanjui:sasa dugu sangu tumeongea sana,mi leo najua nitagongwo,ata naogopa kwenda nyubani. .mi nagongangwo naskia nitatokwo ni shaitani,huyo bibi si
mushetho,ata tukiwa nayeye siwesi ogopa wesi.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 761 Location: Nairobi
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chris79 wrote:Conversations likely to be heard in nyeri bars around…
Kamau:.weh weh! Nakuabia bibi yangu ni wale wabaya,ata nafikiria nyanya yake arikua anapigana fietnam
NJOROGE:wewe shukuru mungu,kamahujawai gongwo na nyina wa joki mpaka unaona marudu rudu,yani
kuona dim dim.
Kariuki: weee ,ma ya ngai AKI YA MUNGU bibi yangu si ati anajua vita,
yeye mwenyewe dio vita,naonangaa kikuja sura. .nakaribia murango
NJUGUNA:wewe uligongwa lini ya mwisho,juu mi jana nimegongwa kama darama ya wakurino. .
kinyanjui:sasa dugu sangu tumeongea sana,mi leo najua nitagongwo,ata naogopa kwenda nyubani. .mi nagongangwo naskia nitatokwo ni shaitani,huyo bibi si
mushetho,ata tukiwa nayeye siwesi ogopa wesi.
Wololo, this is funny When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty
of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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the truth is men from central province have become useless! phombee kila siku. ndio maana wanachapwa...na wachapwe zaidi! I am sure this is not happening to everyone. A hard-working, sober and born-again man would not end up being chapwad for two reasons 1) there is no need to chapa him, you maybe the only one in that village with a 'working' husband. 2) u cannot chapa him - ako ridho! What this phenomenon is summoning to us, is that the days of the drunkards are over. the tragedy is that central province will end up in a situation similar to what was being described here http://www.itsabouttimeb...r_the_making_of_a_slave!.pdf All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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makes perfect sense why gikuyu had a 'thingira' (traditiional man's hut) where his wives only came by invitation. Men marrying nyeri women need thingiras where they can stagger at 4am without getting stiched faces..... Tuhifadhi utamaduni
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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 Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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kenmac wrote:makes perfect sense why gikuyu had a 'thingira' (traditiional man's hut) where his wives only came by invitation. Men marrying nyeri women need thingiras where they can stagger at 4am without getting stiched faces.....
Tuhifadhi utamaduni NDIO MAANA WANACHAPWA - WAMEKUWA BURE...BURE KABISA! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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masukuma..three things.. Nothing justifies anyone to beat a spouse.. Kama hakusaidii toka uende utafute yule atakusaidia. What value does beating another adult add? ( I am actually saddened that no women have come out ( other than Wendz) to condemn this thing.) secondly, to me, there is a bigger problem that is driving the men to resort to heavy drinking. Unless that is resolved,we can talk all we want but the drinking will continue. Finally, what has made the women think beating your husband is the right thing? It is unnatural! Iko shida kubwa huko. I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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radio wrote:TAZ wrote:cmk wrote:these poor souls from nyeri should take a familiarization tour of the neighbouring kirinyaga county and see how it is done..wakirinyaga ni wakali sana.. I think Kirinyaga women are probably the most hostile in this country, i don't think they'll even wait until you're drunk to attack you. MK is a very good example of what to expect.... Really? Another stereotype if you ask me. But @Leona can tell us if this is the case? @Radio It's not the whole of Kirinyaga.. Those from Gichugu in particular are known to be violent(both men and women btw) and the mamas don't take BS from anyone. And even those who aren't physically violent are very good at Verbal wars even in public Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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