1.Dont sleep while clenching your fist (ngumi) some of yuo are so shy at night they have to do that
2.Dont sleep with you eyes open..true story in high school there was a guy who used to sleep with eyes open but somehow no one attempted to steal his billow case at night
3.For men dont sleep with your laps conjoined,try to side one leg to avoid pressing or over warming pistons.
4.Dont sleep with tight clothing especially during warm nights,try sleeping empty,it is highly recommended by experts.
5.In the absence of mosquito nets try greasing yourself with black tar,mosquitoes are known to be highly repellant to tar

'Don't question GOD,as he may say,if you are so eager for answers,then please come up'.

Aiiih seriously guys mmepagawa? haya my contribution on the matter........ Do not love sleep or you will grow poor; stay awake and you will have food to spare. Proverbs 20:13



..... the sons of Zeruiah .....

i had this girl who used to chew mpaka kwa kitanda..had to let go coz KBJ ni ride mpya.

Dont live next floor to danny..the idiot.

-pjamas sound expensive but the price cant match the cost whenever you wear those rags.


those 'mpishi' and 'lets cook' magazines are no realtives to the sheets.










usiwashangae.. washangilie!

swaleh.....come on that be possible,wen yu talk while sleeping it's called a dream!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

Dont sleep while driving,its not very comfortable you might hit your head on the steering wheel.

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