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Impunity
#1101 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 5:39:39 PM
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carygoh wrote:

C & P

A man walks to a woman next office and says,your hair smells nice.The woman goes to report him to the supervisor.The supervisor is puzzled and asks her,Whats wrong with a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?She replied,the man is a dwarf so you can imagine the hair he is referring to.


And what does it matter even if its that particular hair that smells nice?To me the better.
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Impunity
#1102 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 6:00:01 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Flowers + chocolate + dinner = Ksh 3000. Apology card = Ksh50. Fanya hesabu.


Works well this valentine day, you may throw in 150 shillings Dairyland choco from Uchumi Langata.
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carygoh
#1103 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:55:49 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:


seriously bob callingmore needs to style up
Think Positive Test Negative
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StatMeister
#1104 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:58:32 PM
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Posts: 868
Location: La Islas Galápagos
carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:


seriously bob callingmore needs to style up


And they're sending even to the ladies
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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McReggae
#1105 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 9:28:13 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
StatMeister wrote:
carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:


seriously bob callingmore needs to style up


And they're sending even to the ladies


.......and this has also been sent to a priest friend of mine!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Thiong'o
#1106 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 12:02:47 PM
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"A tourist asked a boat guy. 'Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: 'What the hell do u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!' After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist: 'Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?' The tourist said NO, The boat guy replied: Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthlogy
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McReggae
#1107 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 12:08:16 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Thiong'o wrote:
"A tourist asked a boat guy. 'Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: 'What the hell do u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!' After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist: 'Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?' The tourist said NO, The boat guy replied: Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthlogy



...do people read all the jokes on this thread before posting?.....this was here before mblo!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#1108 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 12:08:25 PM
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Thiong'o wrote:
"A tourist asked a boat guy. 'Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: 'What the hell do u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!' After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist: 'Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?' The tourist said NO, The boat guy replied: Well u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthlogy



I dont need any lunch break.
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chemos
#1109 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:22:23 PM
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Jamaican Man was making love to his woman for da 1st time ~he suddenly screamed & ran out of da room.. came back wit a glass of water n pour it in da woman's private part ..Frightened, da woman shouted 'Wot da Hell Ya Do Dat Faw?' ...da man answered, 'Damn'it woman .dis ting too sweet man ~me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic'
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hoodrat
#1110 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 4:19:29 PM
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After accident,male driver angrily said:I showed you the headlights and told you let me go first....

Female driver:I also started the wipers and said No,No,No!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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