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Bribing Thika Land Officers-Which is the best way?
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Gatheuzi
#1 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:38:35 AM
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I have been to this office for a land transfer and it looks like these guys must be given kitu kubwa for the title to come out.

My beliefs and integrity aside, I am now convinced I have to get an officer and give him cashSad Sad

Now the nightmare is --- HOW? The front office has 2 guys who purport to work but they show up for 5 minutes then dissapear in the offices for 2 hrs.

The clients go to those tiny offices and some block the corridors. Now how would you offer the bribe in a manner that is not so revealing that the officer will deny it?

Do you fold it in an evelope and put it together with your documents? or do you wait mpaka jioni when they are going home and call one guy aside??d'oh! d'oh!

Sorry I dont have experience in this part of the crude world????

Anyone who has done it before-please share the PROCESS!!!!
Time is money, so money is time. Money saved is time gained in reverse! Money stores your life’s energy. You expend your energy, get paid money, and store that money for a future purchase made in a currency.
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kenmac
#2 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:02:51 AM
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mpesa.


Even traffiic police have gone hi-tech
......Ecclesiastes
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Gatheuzi
#3 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:11:55 AM
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kenmac wrote:
mpesa.


Even traffiic police have gone hi-tech


But the issue is getting the right guy. The office is full of landbrokers hovering around. There is a specific officer called 'Simba' but looks mlevi all the time.
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The Merchant
#4 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:14:04 AM
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hehe....best thread in a while...
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Jamani
#5 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:18:04 AM
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Build Kenya do not bribe anyone for your rights.... and remember though you request for info discreetly, it can be traced back to you leading to problems... sounds like a threat eeeh..... well big brother is always watching.... do not land yourself in problems that you can avoid as you search for your rights the wrong way...
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Gatheuzi
#6 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:19:39 AM
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Actually the key thing is -- how to initiate the suggestion to the officer. You see, these guys behave like they don't want. Getting to talk to them in the tiny offices and they behave like you have to go to the main lobby to be served.

So getting them to yourself is like courting a girl -- they behave uninterested.
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Kaka M
#7 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:27:54 AM
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Who is the field officer who adjudicated your land? He can be the starting point. (But be careful with him/her also some of them r crooks)

Then don't be so desperate to grease elbows, what if he applies the grease and that is the end of it, utampeleka wapi?
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ngugifred
#8 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:28:16 AM
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Kunja noti. Salimia yeye nayo. Waiting for him mpaka jioni might not work. You might find that there are like ten of you using the strategy. PLO tried to demonstrate against them lakini wapi.

A better strategy would be to create a scene and loudly ask who needs a bribe to deliver. You however ran the risk of being charged with disturbing the peace. Remember the magistrate is just next door.
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Gatheuzi
#9 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:39:21 AM
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ngugifred wrote:
Kunja noti. Salimia yeye nayo. Waiting for him mpaka jioni might not work. You might find that there are like ten of you using the strategy. PLO tried to demonstrate against them lakini wapi.

A better strategy would be to create a scene and loudly ask who needs a bribe to deliver. You however ran the risk of being charged with disturbing the peace. Remember the magistrate is just next door.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i guess this might work.
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Gatheuzi
#10 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:43:54 AM
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Kaka M wrote:

Then don't be so desperate to grease elbows, what if he applies the grease and that is the end of it, utampeleka wapi?

@ Kaka you are right. There is no formal contract or evidence that might enable one to enforce action on the part of the officer.

Do we have mass bribe services available? - in other words can one bribe a bigger team so that at each signing stage, some cash is disbursed say 1K for each officer signing?

This way it can make the process faster, i guess.
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