This how pupils at “Nyakemincha” answer questions


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack

...From forwarded mail

...Exactly and that is why KNEC should re-examine the way it sets exam questions...

Infact they are thinking without any box!

how would they answer this one:

ukizingatia tamthilia ya tafakari la babu iliyoandikwa na Swaleh mdoe, kwa nini mwandishi hana nyanya?

I am for this school of thought.

Mzungu left us an education which does not allow us to think independently and creatively. We should discard anything British and go back to the drawing board for African inspired education that allows learning instead of memorization.