The part in red is easy to understand. Women have trouble seeing very far in front of their noses. In fact, a woman would much sooner spot a child walking off a cliff 5 meters to the left of her forward-facing head than she would a lion coming straight at her from 30 meters away. Men on the other hand have it the other way round. It is actually a good excuse to use whenever your missus raises hell about your inability to find your Vaseline amongst her wide assortment of "beauty products" in the closet. And here's a link you can send her .

Hii gari ni size gani? gari zingine ziko na autopilot, zingine zina cruise control, na gari kubwa ziko na power steering

...Chida ya kusomea shule ambayo iko sandwiched kwa bar na kanisa!!! Floor ya kwanza bar, ya pili shule na ya tatu kanisa...Isitoshe the playground has been leased to matatu operators!!!