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sanity		#11 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:10:16 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/24/2011 Posts: 407 Location: Nairobi,Kenya		Pierce wrote: chemos wrote: sanity wrote: saaasa mboch atatoka wapi? wako ama wa mtoi?? Wewe unataka kupeana mgani????? wewe ni crazy chemos...you made my day.FYI,leo mimi imebidi nicall in sick nibaki home na mtoi so as to save wifey's job....damn the mboches! Hope is not a strategy
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chemos		#12 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:14:56 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799		sanity wrote: Pierce wrote: chemos wrote: sanity wrote: saaasa mboch atatoka wapi? wako ama wa mtoi?? Wewe unataka kupeana mgani????? wewe ni crazy chemos...you made my day.FYI,leo mimi imebidi nicall in sick nibaki home na mtoi so as to save wifey's job....damn the mboches! @sanity.. Thanks for the clarification.. unajua hapa wazua anything is possible.. Now that ur at home just call a kamukunji with the neighboring mboches wakutafutie mmoja ama u poach one of them... Shida za mamboch wachia bibi..
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Impunity		#13 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:27:15 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada		sanity wrote: Pierce wrote: chemos wrote: sanity wrote: saaasa mboch atatoka wapi? wako ama wa mtoi?? Wewe unataka kupeana mgani????? wewe ni crazy chemos...you made my day.FYI,leo mimi imebidi nicall in sick nibaki home na mtoi so as to save wifey's job....damn the mboches! Sasa watu waztazaa watoto wawili na kusimama pap! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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McReggae		#14 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:37:02 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		For Sport wrote: Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Wrong. If you do not provide housing, you add 15% as a housing allowance. @forsport, hio umetoa wapi??? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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kingfisher		#15 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:37:40 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824		For Sport wrote: Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Wrong. If you do not provide housing, you add 15% as a housing allowance. Revised: BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 Pay As You Eat: 3000 NET PAY : 3480 When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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chemos		#16 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:42:18 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799		kingfisher wrote: For Sport wrote: Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Wrong. If you do not provide housing, you add 15% as a housing allowance. Revised: BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 Pay As You Eat: 3000 NET PAY : 3480
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Impunity		#17 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:59:04 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada		chemos wrote: kingfisher wrote: For Sport wrote: Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Wrong. If you do not provide housing, you add 15% as a housing allowance. Revised: BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 Pay As You Eat: 3000 NET PAY : 3480 Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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mwenza		#18 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:15:30 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863		Impunity wrote: sanity wrote: Pierce wrote: chemos wrote: sanity wrote: saaasa mboch atatoka wapi? wako ama wa mtoi?? Wewe unataka kupeana mgani????? wewe ni crazy chemos...you made my day.FYI,leo mimi imebidi nicall in sick nibaki home na mtoi so as to save wifey's job....damn the mboches! Sasa watu waztazaa watoto wawili na kusimama pap! Kwani watoto wawili hawaitaji mboch? IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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nostoppingthis		#19 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:21:31 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Mboch alete relevant certificates kwanza before demanding some things....we all present credentials before demanding salary increase
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Gordon Gekko		#20 Posted : Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:34:11 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760		For Sport wrote: Toxicity wrote: Is this acceptable? BASIC SALARY : 7000 DEDUCTIONS NHIF: 320 NSSF: 200 ACCOMMODATION: 3000 FOOD: 2000 NET PAY : 1480 Wrong. If you do not provide housing, you add 15% as a housing allowance. Actually rent income to the worker is deemed to be 15% of basic where the employer HAS provided accommodation. If not provided, it is whatever amount the employer deems fit. The 15% is for purposes of computing tax, for this case our mboch is below the minimum threshold. Where food is provided, there is also a percentage of basic which I cant remember. Where both accommodation and meals are provided, this benefit becomes 20%. However, if this benefit does not exceed ksh 3,000, it is not taxable.
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