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Ngeithi cia mwaka mweru (New Year greetings)
freiks
#1 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 5:42:12 PM
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Ngeithi cia mwaka mweru;
Ndakuhoera ati mwaka uyu . . . wa 2012;

Urotenderukaga kuma kinandu-ini kia uuki ukagua kinandu-ini kia maguta.
Maciaro maku na mbegu ciaku irotuika ciakurathimithagia ruriri, Mahiu maku marotherema na guciara mahatha. Ngwaci, nduma, ikwa, mianga na igwa na indo iria ciri migunda yaku irothunduka imera ciothe na njege, nduru na ituyu cirothama cianda cia gwaku tene ona tene na mbonathi iro kuma thutha.
Mibango yaku irogia icaci na magongona maku marotuika makuendeka ma. Ciana ciaku ciothe irotuika ciagutheremia ritwa riaku na ria bururi. Urorima gukumia; oruheyanaga indo igutherema ma; makinya maku na miirigo yaku irotuika ma kumagwo thutha; urwendo ni tiiri wa thi ino.

Mwathani arokugitira kumana na maundu moothe ma mucukani ta mirimu, aici, al-shabaab, mungiki,athomi a password, mukingo, borithi nyungumania, imenyi, andu a mucene, kamweretho, arogi, thuraku, ndubia hehu, ndaa, huko, el nino, ngunguni, mwithua, njegeni, tumande, ndutu, ngiria, waru thatu, miri ya mianga, Njenga njithi, njohi burati, kwegetha, thiurura, choti ya thitima, githingithia na ucuru muhiu.
Ndina wendo muingi muno ngoro-ini ngikwira Mwathani Akurathime muno muno na akwonekanire.
Life is an endless adventure
simonkabz
#2 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 5:55:29 PM
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The last para is damn funny, wouldnt lose the flavour if interpreted for the benefit of all.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
kenmac
#3 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:01:11 PM
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you are nuts....ati ndubia hehu
......Ecclesiastes
FancyFace
#4 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:04:51 PM
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kamweretho....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
kenmac
#5 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:13:57 PM
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just realised i had not tendered my 2012 wishes for wazuans.

Ladies and gentlemen, due to an escalation in fake new year wishes at start of the year, i refrained from wishing you my best wishes.

Kindly receive these GENUINE and ORIGINAL NEW YEAR WISHES from me. Insist on quality new year wishes, not forwarded messages.

@freiks, due to the originality of his thoughts has since been appointed as an AUTHORISED dealer in extending his comical, well though-out wishes. Laughing out loudly Applause
......Ecclesiastes
freiks
#6 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:22:31 PM
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some things if interpreted to other languages will never have fun.... so for those who dont understand please we will try to interprete bit by bit
Life is an endless adventure
brav
#7 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:31:46 PM
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...and I will try my best

Mwathani arokugitira kumana na maundu moothe ma mucukani ta mirimu, aici, al-shabaab, mungiki,athomi a password, mukingo, borithi nyungumania, imenyi, andu a mucene, kamweretho, arogi, thuraku, ndubia hehu, ndaa, huko, el nino, ngunguni, mwithua, njegeni, tumande, ndutu, ngiria, waru thatu, miri ya mianga, Njenga njithi, njohi burati, kwegetha, thiurura, choti ya thitima, githingithia na ucuru muhiu.
Ndina wendo muingi muno ngoro-ini ngikwira Mwathani Akurathime muno muno na akwonekanire.

TRANSLATION---Word by word----

May the Almighty, protect you from everything from the devil like diseases, robbers, al-shabaab,mungiki, password hackers, AIDS, police,corruption,"Wajuaji", gossipers,

kamweretho("its a common women group where some women take the opportunity to go to their rural to floss")

...,witches,safari ants, cold tea without sugar, lice, fuko,elnino,bedbugs,"scratching disease" ,porcupine, tumande, lice, cricket,spoilt potatoes, cassava roots, uncooked "crushed maize" eaten like rice, flat beer,hiccups, kizunguzungu, electric short circuits, earth quakes and hot porridge.
I have lots of love in my heart while praying that the almighty blesses you and see you through



At least I tried, gap filling and corrections accepted.smile

a
simonkabz
#8 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 6:43:12 PM
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Hiyo ya 'uji moto' na 'tumande'=pubic lice noma xana.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
aemathenge
#9 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 7:01:08 PM
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@Kenmac, hear, hear.
lexx
#10 Posted : Monday, January 16, 2012 7:50:21 PM
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