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YesuWangu
#71 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 12:19:25 PM
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Joined: 8/11/2010
Posts: 1,588
Mpenzi wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
carygoh wrote:
ujinga ni kufunga bao 8 na kupata point 3

Ujinga ni kutojua kuna kitu inaitwa goal difference!

Applause Applause


smile smile
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mwenza
#72 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 12:35:28 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
Ujinga ni fan wa asenali kudhani watashinda ligi musimu huu.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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2012
#73 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 4:00:32 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
danas10 wrote:
C&P

SIMPLE TRUTH # 1

Partners help each other undress before se*.
Partners always dress on their own after se*.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you, once you 're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH # 2

When a Woman is pregnant, all her friends touch the
stomach and say "Congrats"

But, no one touches the man's p***s and say "Good Job".
Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

Sad Sad



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BBI will solve it :)
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josiah33
#74 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 4:51:56 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
Posts: 1,777
1.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

2.Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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bebeto
#75 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 5:01:34 PM
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Joined: 8/5/2008
Posts: 602
Wambui wrote
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When i see what some women marry, you realize how much they must hate working for a living



Mwathani!!!!!
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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josiah33
#76 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 5:10:28 PM
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
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josiah33
#77 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 5:15:30 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
Posts: 1,777
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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josiah33
#78 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 5:17:44 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
Posts: 1,777
1.Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

2.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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josiah33
#79 Posted : Friday, January 13, 2012 5:19:25 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
Posts: 1,777
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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butterflyke
#80 Posted : Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:40:42 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
Ujinga ni kuwacha mtu aingie mbele yako kwa queue halafu useme amekukata.

Amekukata wapi ama ukifanya nini?
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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