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#31 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 3:30:00 PM
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3 good manners of a male penis

Courteous-it stands b4 perfoming.

Emotional- it cries during performance

Polite-it bows down after performance.
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#32 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 3:34:00 PM
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Meaning of marriage for a woman :

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
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#33 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 3:38:00 PM
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Q : What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?

A : Apologise !!!!!
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#34 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 3:46:00 PM
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KISS is key to start SEX from top floor. if you pass then you go to 2nd floor to play BASKETBALL. if you pass then you go to ground floor to play SNOOKER.
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#35 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 3:52:00 PM
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Whats difference between bomb and condom ? In bomb blast population decrease' but in condom blast population increase'.
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#36 Posted : Friday, May 15, 2009 4:01:00 PM
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Sam : why are you heating the knife ?

Bob : to do suicide.

Sam : but why are you heating it ?

Bob : to prevent infecion.
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#37 Posted : Saturday, May 16, 2009 11:41:00 AM
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Madam : Whats your dad's name ?

Boy : His name is LAUGHING.

Madam : Your mom's name ?

Boy : SMILING

Madad ? You must be KIDDING ?

Boy : No,thats m brother. I am JOKING.
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#38 Posted : Saturday, May 16, 2009 12:02:00 PM
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If u want to be happy with a man,,,love him less and understand him more... and If u want to be happy with a woman,,,love her more and never try to understand her....

SEXYPEAR.................
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#39 Posted : Saturday, May 16, 2009 2:16:00 PM
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Hello,
You are such a bore.

Live hard,die hard.
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#40 Posted : Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:33:00 PM
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@ Hello,Kwani all your jokes are about sex?

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