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WE MUST LAUGH
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, January 07, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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Joined: 11/13/2008
Posts: 1,565
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night,when behind him he hears : BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Walking fast,he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified,the man begins to run toward his home,the casket bouncing quickly behind him...FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up to his door,fumbles with his keys,opens the door,rushes in,slams and locks the door behind him.
However,the casket crashes through his door,with the lid of the casket clapping...
Clappity-BUMP...Clappity-BUMP...
on his heels as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,he locks himself in. His heart is pounding,his head is reeling,his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something,anything! but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate,he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and
.........
......
...
...
....the coffin stops

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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#12 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:03:00 PM
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Joined: 6/11/2008
Posts: 257
Mom advises daughter if boy HUGS you,say : 'DONT' if he KISSES YOU say 'STOP'. Next day daughter told her mom : He did both 2gather so i said 'DONT STOP'.
I want to be a millionaire.
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#13 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:08:00 PM
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A criminal broke into a house. Tied husband and wife,kissed wifes ear n went into the washroom. Husband to his wife,'satisfy him or he will kill us,be strong,i love u! ' . Wife said,' he dint kissed me'. He said he is a gay n he needs vaseline. I said its in the washroom. So u be strong. I love you too........
I want to be a millionaire.
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#14 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:12:00 PM
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Can you belive things people do? I was sitting next to a girl in the church,in the middle of the prayers she lit a cigrette,i was so shocked i nearly dropped my beer.
I want to be a millionaire.
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#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:16:00 PM
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Posts: 257
Man asks a very sexy waitress in a hotel. Whats your name ?

Girl. RADO sir.

Man : Lovely name. Any relation with RADO watch ?

Girl : Yes sir,same price
I want to be a millionaire.
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#16 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:18:00 PM
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Friend : how is your sex life ?

Man : as usual,monday to friday.

Friend : wht about the weekends ?

Man : weekends ? Oh that time i m at home,relaxing with my wife.
I want to be a millionaire.
hello
#17 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:21:00 PM
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Julia : why have you increased the speed of the car ?

John: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
I want to be a millionaire.
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#18 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:24:00 PM
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Responses during sex from.

a) MISTRESS &gt;&gt; Are you done already ?

b) WHORE&gt;&gt; Arent you done yet ??

c) WIFE &gt;&gt; I think the ceiling needs painting.
I want to be a millionaire.
hello
#19 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:26:00 PM
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Posts: 257
Women life is very hard. Morning wash clothes,noon dry clothes,evening iron clothes,night remove clothes,late midnight search clothes.
I want to be a millionaire.
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#20 Posted : Wednesday, May 13, 2009 7:28:00 PM
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Posts: 257
women......women......women

they hold you by your dick,get into ur brains,analyze ur past,f**k ur future,screw ur feelings,tear ur pockets and r called 'THE WEAKER SEX'.
I want to be a millionaire.
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