Q: How many ‘Real Men’ does it take to change a light bulb?A: None: ‘Real Men’ aren’t afraid of the dark (guess the women are screwed).
Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around,one to change the bulb,and another to supervise.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone,it would screw itself in.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist,one to refer an installation specialist,and another to bill it all to Medicare.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it,and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
I want to be a millionaire.