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#1 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2009 10:36:00 AM
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SOME NEW JOKES.......
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#2 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2009 10:57:00 AM
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CHECK THE VERSES AND SEE HOW SMALL MISTAKES COST IN LIFE!




A baker was asked to print 1 John 4 vs 18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4 vs 18.

1 John 4 vs 18 reads: There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment.

He that fears is not made perfect in love..

John 4 vs 18 reads: For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband: in that said thou truly.

What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day?

Be blessed and remember small mistakes are not all that small.


osh
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#3 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2009 11:08:00 AM
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An arab man in a bar notices a lone,sexy girl. He sends her the most expensive bottle of wine. She looks at the wine send him a note : 'for me to accept this bottle,you need to 'have a mercedes in your garage,a million $ in your bank account & 7 inches in your pants.

He replies. ' I have 4 mercedes,I have over 20 million in the bank,but....just for your pussy i will not cut off the 3 extra inches. MAY I HAVE MY BOTTLE BACK.
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#4 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2009 11:26:00 AM
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Check out a previous post,something to cool dem nerves. Ziko hapo

To be or not to be is the question
to be or not to be remains the question
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#5 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2009 11:33:00 AM
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Peter hoisted his beer and said,
'Here's to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife,Mary,
'I won the prize for the best toast of the night.'
She asked,
'What was your toast?'
Peter said,
'Here ' s to spending the rest of my life,sitting in church
beside my wife.'
'Oh,that is very nice indeed,Peter !' Mary said.
The next day,Mary ran into one of Peter ' s drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and
said,
'Peter won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast aboutyou,Mary.'
She said,
'I know. He told me,and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come! '

face your fears live your dreams...
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#6 Posted : Tuesday, January 06, 2009 6:06:00 AM
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Q: How many ‘Real Men’ does it take to change a light bulb?A: None: ‘Real Men’ aren’t afraid of the dark (guess the women are screwed).

Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around,one to change the bulb,and another to supervise.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone,it would screw itself in.

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist,one to refer an installation specialist,and another to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it,and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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#7 Posted : Tuesday, January 06, 2009 6:18:00 AM
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Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.
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#8 Posted : Tuesday, January 06, 2009 6:26:00 AM
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One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later,I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’
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#9 Posted : Tuesday, January 06, 2009 6:35:00 AM
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3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven and Peters at the gate and he says before you come in i'm afraid you will have to answer a question so he says to the first nun don't worry the questions are very easy so he asks what was the name of the first woman and she says Eve and he says yep your in then he says to the second nun where did eve live and she says Garden of eden and he said yep your in then he says to the third nun which was the mother superior i'm affraid the question is going to have to be a bit harder for you so he asks what did Eve say when she first saw Adam and the nun says ooh thats a hard one and peter says yep your in.

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#10 Posted : Wednesday, January 07, 2009 12:33:00 PM
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