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wanyuru
#1 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 3:58:57 PM
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madammary
#2 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 4:17:37 PM
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that woman is just crazy. she thinks she can lay claim to a dead man's estate by sleeping with the corpse and claiming she got pregnant by the dead.
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 4:20:11 PM
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Mourning Glory Mortuary

Pray Pray Pray
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McReggae
#4 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 4:25:20 PM
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madammary wrote:
that woman is just crazy. she thinks she can lay claim to a dead man's estate by sleeping with the corpse and claiming she got pregnant by the dead.


....why not!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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wanyuru
#5 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 4:49:27 PM
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Impunity wrote:
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Pray Pray Pray


whats in a name

.....and they said the dude came after several minutes
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seppuku
#6 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 5:07:18 PM
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Why, I swear I have seen these story before. And it was quite a while ago. Any one else thinks so?
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 5:18:57 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mourning Glory Mortuary

Pray Pray Pray


whats in a name

.....and they said the dude came after several minutes


Kwani u expected the dude to come instantly?Even in real life I bet he didnt!
This is crazy how things can happen.

But can this claim be verified?
Suppose the woman operated some minor suggery on the corpse main tank then proceeded to do an in-vitro!
d'oh! d'oh!
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madammary
#8 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 5:52:24 PM
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McReggae wrote:
madammary wrote:
that woman is just crazy. she thinks she can lay claim to a dead man's estate by sleeping with the corpse and claiming she got pregnant by the dead.


....why not!!!

if u were the son or wife of the deceased would u part with money and give it to a woman who claims your dead father or husband at the morgue impregnated her?
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josiah33
#9 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 6:12:13 PM
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Impunity wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mourning Glory Mortuary

Pray Pray Pray


whats in a name

.....and they said the dude came after several minutes


Kwani u expected the dude to come instantly?Even in real life I bet he didnt!
This is crazy how things can happen.

But can this claim be verified?
Suppose the woman operated some minor suggery on the corpse main tank then proceeded to do an in-vitro!
d'oh! d'oh!

u have a point dude, sperm can be harvested from a corpse just after brain death- http://en.wikipedia.org/...sthumous_sperm_retrieval
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josiah33
#10 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 6:45:59 PM
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well! seems like post mortem erection and ejaculation by a dead man are not too far-fetched though not common- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

http://news.softpedia.co...aculate-too-77649.shtml
also read no.10 under oral questions in these- http://books.google.co.k...jaculation.&f=false

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