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McReggae
#31 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:18:06 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
smith01 wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
A simple God fearing lady, welcoming,loving, alcohol phobic and with bearable looks-TOSHA!!


Not always the case. some of us should have been gone long time ago. I think there is more to these and I've come to realize that most men want no commitment.


.....this is what Mukiha will call by-products, concentrate on the raw materials man!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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mukiha
#32 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:51:32 AM
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Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 4,114
McReggae wrote:
smith01 wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
A simple God fearing lady, welcoming,loving, alcohol phobic and with bearable looks-TOSHA!!


Not always the case. some of us should have been gone long time ago. I think there is more to these and I've come to realize that most men want no commitment.


.....this is what Mukiha will call by-products, concentrate on the raw materials man!!!



Please, please, please: don't give me so much credit! I'm not the one who said that; it is the author of the book - MUHIA [www.muhia.com]. i was only quoting from the site!
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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mukiha
#33 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:53:34 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 4,114
'user' wrote:
Secret: every man needs 3 Ss in a wife :

1. Submission
2. Sex.
3. Stomach-full one.

No need of loving a man without these 3.Lakini wengi ni vichwagumu.(hardheaded)



I wonder, @user; are you married?

I usually find that those who have such high exceptions of a wife are not married.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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carygoh
#34 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:30:30 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
'user' wrote:
Secret: every man needs 3 Ss in a wife :

1. Submission
2. Sex.
3. Stomach-full one.

No need of loving a man without these 3.Lakini wengi ni vichwagumu.(hardheaded)


Secret:every woman needs 3 things in a husband

1.A man who can provide for the family
2.A man who respects his wife and the marriage institution.
3.unlimited landing
Think Positive Test Negative
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For Sport
#35 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:50:11 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/23/2010
Posts: 1,229
carygoh wrote:
'user' wrote:
Secret: every man needs 3 Ss in a wife :

1. Submission
2. Sex.
3. Stomach-full one.

No need of loving a man without these 3.Lakini wengi ni vichwagumu.(hardheaded)


Secret:every woman needs 3 things in a husband

1.A man who can provide for the family
2.A man who respects his wife and the marriage institution.
3.unlimited landing


In summary - Man's main roles:
1. Provision
2. Protection
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chalan
#36 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 11:32:21 AM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 4/1/2010
Posts: 86
Location: Kenya
For Sport wrote:
carygoh wrote:
'user' wrote:
Secret: every man needs 3 Ss in a wife :

1. Submission
2. Sex.
3. Stomach-full one.

No need of loving a man without these 3.Lakini wengi ni vichwagumu.(hardheaded)


Secret:every woman needs 3 things in a husband

1.A man who can provide for the family
2.A man who respects his wife and the marriage institution.
3.unlimited landing


In summary - Man's main roles:
1. Provision
2. Protection



What are those men in Nyeri offering? A punching bag?
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carygoh
#37 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 11:53:42 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
chalan wrote:
For Sport wrote:
carygoh wrote:
'user' wrote:
Secret: every man needs 3 Ss in a wife :

1. Submission
2. Sex.
3. Stomach-full one.

No need of loving a man without these 3.Lakini wengi ni vichwagumu.(hardheaded)


Secret:every woman needs 3 things in a husband

1.A man who can provide for the family
2.A man who respects his wife and the marriage institution.
3.unlimited landing


In summary - Man's main roles:
1. Provision
2. Protection



What are those men in Nyeri offering? A punching bag?



C &P
Why was the Nyeri husband afraid of attending the party with his wife? He heard all they would be serving is "punch'.
Think Positive Test Negative
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simonkabz
#38 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 12:13:28 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
smith01 wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
A simple God fearing lady, welcoming,loving, alcohol phobic and with bearable looks-TOSHA!!


Not always the case. some of us should have been gone long time ago. I think there is more to these and I've come to realize that most men want no commitment.


Very few 'marriagable' men. All the women want the few successful men. The result is oversupply of airports hence commitment comes in limited editions to very specific ladies. The rest (excess) have to do with landings alone.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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hoodrat
#39 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 12:19:15 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/27/2010
Posts: 262
Don't be a nickel looking for a dime!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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Sigiriri
#40 Posted : Thursday, January 05, 2012 12:41:53 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 319
The best thing about being a man is that after the ladies in their tender ages diss you and run off with the non-commital money-flashing jerks, hang out all they want, waste themselves (some with you), you can still get your pick even at a late age. The lady - by the time she feels she is ready for marriage - at about 35-37yrs(what?) - No man is going for the 'goods' that are almost expired when you can find fresh ones in the 'shelves'. Now get this - these 30-somethings are the majority at work places and are the same lot doing so well careerwise - and as they stay single, they have assigned to themselves the duty to ensure they demean the role of men in society. If these lot are the same ones advising our nice young, fresh ones, then woe unto those men who haven't picked one yet!!
Next crisis - gender balancing and affirmative action!
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