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Rank: Member Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 262
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Naona unafikiria Xmas tena.Ushawahi fanya hesabu ya hiyo siku?Hebu fikiria;kutravel hapa na pale,thao nne,kushiba ovyo thao saba,kubuy nguo mpya tenga mbili,kwenda out na mabeste thao nne.Boss,una doh!Usisahau kujiharibia sleep.Achana na mpango wa xmas.Pika sukuma wiki.Epuka hasara! Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/11/2008 Posts: 257
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What do you say after sex!!! Aries Am hungry, pass the pizza. Taurus Okay, let's do it again. Gemini The first round was all good, ready for the next round? Cancer When are we getting married? Leo Wasn't I fantastic? Virgo That wasn't so bad..let me show you how its properly done. Libra I liked it if you liked it. Scorpio Don't call me, I'll call you. Capricorn Do you have a business card?? Saggitarius Wild ! tell your friend to be ready she's next !! Aquarius Now let's do it again and again and again and again Pisces What did you say your name was?? Which one r u? I want to be a millionaire.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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kichwangumu wrote:McGregor: Can i have some acetylsalicyclic acid,please?
PHARMACIST: Do you mean aspirin?
McGregor: Thats it! I always forget the word. @jah man... How do you ask for actal??? I know you buy that so often! When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/15/2009 Posts: 106
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Ujinga ni mtoto wa neighbour mchinese alikufa then the mama wa plot gossiped saying si ilisemekana ati hizi vitu za china they dont last long.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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C&P It is the month of december 2011, in Nyeri, Central Kenya. It is raining, and the town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. • He enters the only hotel, lays 3 notes of KES. 1000/= on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. • The hotel proprietor takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. • The butcher takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer. • The pig farmer takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel. • The supplier of the feed and fuel takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. • The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the KES. 3000/= to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. • The hotel proprietor then lays the KES. 3000/=back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his KES. 3000/=, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves Nyeri town. No one earned anything, however, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how the world is doing business and barely surviving today!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/15/2009 Posts: 106
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Quote:C&P
It is the month of december 2011, in Nyeri, Central Kenya. It is raining, and the town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in
debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
• He enters the only hotel, lays 3 notes of KES. 1000/= on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
• The hotel proprietor takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
• The butcher takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.
• The pig farmer takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel.
• The supplier of the feed and fuel takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave
her "services" on credit.
• The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the KES. 3000/= to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented
when she brought her clients there.
• The hotel proprietor then lays the KES. 3000/=back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his KES. 3000/=, after saying that he did not like any
of the rooms, and leaves
Nyeri town. No one earned anything, however, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how the world is doing business and barely surviving today! @WanyuLu  sasa nimepata headache, Im sure kuna catch mahali kwa hii story ni vile siioni. haki it cant be.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/28/2010 Posts: 293 Location: Gigiri
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what do u call that arsenal fan that refused to resume his duties at the PM office? miGOONER miGOONER Sina Signature. NKT
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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kelele.com wrote:what do u call that arsenal fan that refused to resume his duties at the PM office? miGOONER miGOONER And apparently RAO is an avid supporter of Gooners!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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wanyuru wrote:C&P
It is the month of december 2011, in Nyeri, Central Kenya. It is raining, and the town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in
debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
• He enters the only hotel, lays 3 notes of KES. 1000/= on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
• The hotel proprietor takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
• The butcher takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.
• The pig farmer takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel.
• The supplier of the feed and fuel takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave
her "services" on credit.
• The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the KES. 3000/= to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented
when she brought her clients there.
• The hotel proprietor then lays the KES. 3000/=back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his KES. 3000/=, after saying that he did not like any
of the rooms, and leaves
Nyeri town. No one earned anything, however, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how the world is doing business and barely surviving today!
But i thought that is the way the world should be LIVING. Mmmh? Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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dunkang wrote:wanyuru wrote:C&P
It is the month of december 2011, in Nyeri, Central Kenya. It is raining, and the town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in
debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
• He enters the only hotel, lays 3 notes of KES. 1000/= on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
• The hotel proprietor takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
• The butcher takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.
• The pig farmer takes the KES. 3000/=, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel.
• The supplier of the feed and fuel takes the KES. 3000/= and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave
her "services" on credit.
• The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the KES. 3000/= to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented
when she brought her clients there.
• The hotel proprietor then lays the KES. 3000/=back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his KES. 3000/=, after saying that he did not like any
of the rooms, and leaves
Nyeri town. No one earned anything, however, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how the world is doing business and barely surviving today!
But i thought that is the way the world should be LIVING. Mmmh? In that case who needs money?We can all just decide to cancel our debts and leave free! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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