The festive season here.. This season
1.Ensure all your landings are legal – and if you must crush land, use a condom!!
2.Don’t drink too much – Unaviyo Kunyau Zaidi ndiviyo unateleza zaidi
3.Don’t drink and drive – Unless 500K is peanuts to you
4.Remember your family – Don’t kula Nyama Choma as they eat Ugali Sukuma
5.Avoid cheap politics – if you must politic remember people have different opinions!
6.Most importantly take time and be thankful to God for you can read this – You are alive and kicking
Thank you all for making this year memorable – Have a Very Merry Christmas and a prosperous year 2013!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem