Magigi wrote:
I was left with the one who looked like she last had sex two years ago…those eyes!!!
“At Keshas, Magigi you are the craziest Kenyan I have met???”
“Yes, you see the night can be very long and you need various activities to kill it and if you don’t lay her the pastor will!”
“You want to tell me that your husband has never laid you outside a bed”?
“Yes”
Then I started to Kachabali, …When I saw her open her mouth wide open and give a deep groan... I heard a cough behind me and I knew that minute that I would be together with Kisongoi in a few minutes. I grabbed my pair of jeans and took off towards the forest. You should have seen me as I started running.
@Magigi, you have killed it leo!!! The chic who looks like she hasn't experienced landing in 2 years!!...amezoea style ya kufa mende

and you come along and introduce
Kachabali!! That husbands time between the sheets is over...the chic might as well shuka matuta as the hubby is landing
The thought of you running across the fields into the forest reminds me of the MPig who ran across a sugar plantation (na yuko uchi)...the sugarcane must have really cut his skin... That askari at the Karen club has you marked...but one thing for sure, vile you spiced up the ladies life, return leg is coming your way....kula njugu