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Wambui and The Nigerian Broda
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MaichBlack
#1 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 8:18:58 AM
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C & P


Wambui attended the "Sawa sawa sawa le" concert and hooked up with a Nigeria broda. As you know, the Nigerians do everything in a BIG way. They don't order tots, the order the whole bottle. They don't order "chicken quarter", the order two chickens.

Wambui was very impressed. She started telling the broda how much she loved him. She told him "I love your 'dress', it is so big.", The broda told her "Sister everything in Nigeria is BIG!!!".

When they later went to his car, Wambui said "Your car is too big!". The broda told her "Sister everything in Nigeria is BIG!!!".

When they arrived at his home in Lavington, Wambui asked "Is this a church or is it your house?". The broda told her "Sister everything in Nigeria is BIG!!!".

They went to the bedroom and Wambui was surprised. She asked "Is this a stadium or is it your bed?". The broda told her "Sister everything in Nigeria is BIG!!!".

When they undressed, Wambui didn't have to be told that everything in Nigeria is BIG!! They started enjoying the fruits of Eden and the broda asked Wambui "Eiish!!! Are you also from Nigeria???"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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simonkabz
#2 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 8:42:13 AM
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Hahaha...The last part went like: 'chinekee! U didnt tell me u r from nigeria oh!'
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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chemos
#3 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:18:55 AM
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kwani its only wambuis that have big airports???
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Kihangeri
#4 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:22:57 AM
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chemos wrote:
kwani its only wambuis that have big airports???
Because huwa wana ipigisha hiyo airport biashara mpaka inachoka.
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.
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chemos
#5 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:30:27 AM
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Kihangeri wrote:
chemos wrote:
kwani its only wambuis that have big airports???
Because huwa wana ipigisha hiyo airport biashara mpaka inachoka.



I guess then they should be renamed to PROBOXES..
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callaspade
#6 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:36:41 AM
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...ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru.....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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MaichBlack
#7 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:39:07 AM
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chemos wrote:
kwani its only wambuis that have big airports???

Maybe it is the same Wambui!!! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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MaichBlack
#8 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:40:41 AM
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callaspade wrote:
...ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru.....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@collaspade - Maybe you should explain to wazuans the whole "ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru". Some have never heard the "story".
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Elder
#9 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:43:38 AM
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Wasn't this joke already posted in Wazua a couple of weeks back?
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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McReggae
#10 Posted : Monday, November 28, 2011 9:45:33 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
callaspade wrote:
...ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru.....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@collaspade - Maybe you should explain to wazuans the whole "ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru". Some have never heard the "story".


Maich are you sure???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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