hi all,

everyday of our lives we do take trips in our privates and sometimes end up getting lost...that is the time you see the big difference between the men and the women when it comes to handling the unfortunate issue...

figure this:

WOMAN'S TRIP:


1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer or a local dweller.
4. Arrives at destination promptly.

MAN'S TRIP:

1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives ten kilometres into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra ten kilometres just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air.
5. Pulls up to a local restaurant.
6. Gets two sausages, three samosas and a large mandazi.
7. Asks person behind the counter how to get back onto the highway.
8. Gets back into the car.
9. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the restaurant.
10. Drives down a dirt road with no murram surface insisting this is the way back because the guy from restaurant said it was.
11. Almost hits a cow.
12. Curses the night.
13. Curses you.
14. Curses the large mandazi.
15. Drives and fiddles with radio.
16. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
17. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanks giving at your sister's anyway.
18. He hates your sister.
19. Ever since she called him a ricketty baboon.
20. He had to look up ricketty.
21. Couldn't find a dictionary.
22. Finally found a dictionary.
23. Couldn't spell ricketty.
24. Seethes at the memory of it all.
25. But he is laughing inside..
26. And of course you're still lost.

...the woman beats the man hands down on this one...aint it the truth???

You @ Kaigangio are very right. I hit a goat instead when I was lost and the owner made me to pay. NKT!!!

looks like your getting lost cost you a whole goat??!! bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!