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carygoh
#971 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 2:05:16 PM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other man will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
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nostoppingthis
#972 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 2:09:22 PM
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What do you see?
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Kaigangio
#973 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 2:22:20 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
What do you see?



...i see red x in a small box in a bigger box
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Tebes
#974 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 3:00:31 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
What do you see?




Something in your google mail but barred due to password restriction
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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nostoppingthis
#975 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 3:12:46 PM
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kichwangumu
#976 Posted : Friday, November 18, 2011 7:05:36 PM
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C&P

Kiswahili Ppr 3:- Fasihi Soma shairi ifuatayo kisha ujibu maswali:-
Soko Ugali, Nakupenda na roho yangu,
Tangu mama akupike, Sijaonja mwingine.
Nakupenda Ewe Soko!
1. Mwandishi ni nani? (al.1)
... 2. Dhibitisha kuwa mwimbaji ni waJamii ya waluhya (al.2)
3. Dhibitisha kuwa mwimbaji ana mpango wa kando(al.6)
4.Eleza maana ya maneno haya kama yalivyo tumika katika shairi.

a)Soko Ugali
b)Nakupenda.
c)Sijaonja mwingine(al.6)
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vinii
#977 Posted : Sunday, November 20, 2011 2:14:46 PM
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Tony Mochama (aka Smitta)on 11.11.11 at exactly 11.00am wedded his long time girlfriend at a simple ceremony at The AG's chambers. Hear him:

1. 'The AG's is the most unromantic place to have a wedding. There are no vows but legal threats!! They explain to you the crimes that you should never commit such as bigamy. I did not even get to have a 'kiss your bride' moment. The legal jargon used is just a turn off.'

2. 'when Sharon's ex boyfriend gave her a gold ring while we were dating, i knew i had to get back to him. So i smelted it and made these pure gold rings. It was really a nice feeling'!!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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marex
#978 Posted : Monday, November 21, 2011 8:47:03 AM
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MEN SHOULD NOT IGNORE THIS... When a girl WALKS for miles to see u... . When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn't do anything,. . When a girl CRIES bcz she still loves/ misses u.... When a girl still TRIES TO GET U BACK. .. When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U... when a girl STOPS her argument with her guy to SAFE her relationship... When a girl continously MAKES U FEEL SPECIAL and TRIES TO MAKE U HAPPY... When a girl is upset but DOES NOT tell u as she thinks she is ANNOYING U.. ... When a girl wants to LEAVE u bcs of ur RUDE BEHAVIOUR but she is not able to do... . . . DONOT LET HER GO, bcz U MAY NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. ♥ SHE MAYBE VERY SPECIAL AND GOD'S GIFT FOR U ..................
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carygoh
#979 Posted : Monday, November 21, 2011 8:56:12 AM
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marex wrote:
MEN SHOULD NOT IGNORE THIS... When a girl WALKS for miles to see u... . When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn't do anything,. . When a girl CRIES bcz she still loves/ misses u.... When a girl still TRIES TO GET U BACK. .. When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U... when a girl STOPS her argument with her guy to SAFE her relationship... When a girl continously MAKES U FEEL SPECIAL and TRIES TO MAKE U HAPPY... When a girl is upset but DOES NOT tell u as she thinks she is ANNOYING U.. ... When a girl wants to LEAVE u bcs of ur RUDE BEHAVIOUR but she is not able to do... . . . DONOT LET HER GO, bcz U MAY NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN. ♥ SHE MAYBE VERY SPECIAL AND GOD'S GIFT FOR U ..................


waambie.............
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marex
#980 Posted : Monday, November 21, 2011 12:34:02 PM
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Luis Suarez is being charged again by the FA after insulting Torres. He called the Spaniard a striker
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