Jus Blazin wrote:safariant wrote:A litre of Super is still cheaper than Half a litre of Beer or a Tot of whatever most people around here take.
And people are still complaining in their drunken stupor.
But all in all a beer still rates better than a woman Why?
1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Alcohol stains wash out.
3. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Alcohol is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."